Posted on 09/12/2008 12:05:43 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
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;-)
Seems reasonable to me.
Metal against wood,...you lose!
And...?
He may have thought his daughter was being attacked.
Who says sex education doesn’t begin at home? ;)
He very well may have, not even knowing that his daughter HAD a boyfriend. I’m sure the court will get this one all wrong.....
That's wrong.
I don’t see any indication of their ages. That’s got to be a major factor.
I hope he next took the belt to his daughter.
Whatever happened to using a good old fashioned firearm?
The only indication would be the charge of AB on a “child”.
Not guilty! (and I didn’t even need to see a picture first!)
susie
The only indication would be the charge of AB on a “child”.
Got Sig?
Forget abstinence. Start teaching “Homicidal Father”.
Agreed. If this had been a naked intruder we wouldn’t be talking about “aggravated battery” charges. At the time the father saw this dude he had no idea what was going on so he certainly had the right to defend his home and his daughter. The question is whether a reasonable person would conclude that a strange naked man had broken in and was trying to rape his daughter. I say....Damn Right it’s reasonable! If they don’t drop these charges on this guy I will be pissed.
Dude is lucky he did not get dead
Figures. My defense would be that, because I had never seen him before, he was an intruder planning to attack my daughter so I grabbed the closest weapon and had at it.
You are just too too funny
Something like this, I suspect.
TOONG!
Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower
MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15
http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/index-dmd.html
Pizza Delivery Guy (after being caught with Kelly on the couch): So how about my tip?
Al Bundy (leading him towards the door): Ok, here’s a tip
Al Bundy (slamming him against the door): Doors are hard.
Good.
He's lucky to be alive.
I may be mistaken BUT a minor has no right to “invite” anybody onto property or into a house.
Kid:
B&E, Lewd Behavior, Statutory Rape, Sexual Assault, Where is the real D.A. in all this?
Countered laying pipe with a pipe.
Makes sense to me..
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
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______________________________________________________________
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If less than your age, explain
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B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED “YES” TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)
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In 50 words or less, what does “LATE” mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?
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mother? _____________
pastor? _____________
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THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
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(you might watch your back)
Great question....
Agreed. Typical Ass Press article.
No details. No specifics. Just hype.
The article says the young man was standing naked ON the bed. I’d assume a threat if I saw a naked guy standing on my kid’s bed.
If anything he was too easy on the kid..
OK. Here we go with the details.......
http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Headlines/frtHEAD02091208.htm
Officials: Dad finds naked boy in daughter’s room, hits him with pipe
By PATRICIO G. BALONA
Staff Writer
A Deltona father ended up in jail Thursday after finding his daughter’s teenage boyfriend naked in the girl’s bedroom and hitting him with a pipe, sheriff’s officials said.
Raul Colon, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend — or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. So when he heard noises coming from his daughter’s room early Thursday and saw a naked stranger standing on the girl’s bed, he swung a metal pipe he had taken from the garage, hitting the 15-year-old, according to a Volusia County sheriff’s report.
Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child but was released from jail later Thursday on $10,000 bail, a booking officer said. No one answered the phone at Colon’s residence Thursday for comment.
According to the report, Colon heard the noise in his daughter’s room when he got up at 4 a.m. to let his dog out, as he does every morning.
Colon told deputies he chased Lucas Contreres through the kitchen, living room and through the front door and out into the street and called 9-1-1.
Colon’s daughter later told deputies she had been seeing Contreres for 18 months but did not tell her father about the relationship. Contreres had sneaked in through a bedroom window at 3 a.m. Thursday to have sex with her, the 15-year-old girl told deputies.
Contreres was found at Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City where he received staples to close cuts on his head. His injuries were not life-threatening, deputies said.
Contreres told deputies a similar account to Colon’s. He said Colon came into the room and started swinging at him with the metal pipe. He jumped out of the bed and began running through the home to get away from Colon. Once outside, he jumped on his bike and went home. His sister later took him to the hospital, deputies said.
Although Contreres’ father said he wasn’t sure whether he wanted to press charges, deputies took Colon to jail anyway.
“Son, we use the Barrier Method of Birth Control. **I** am the Barrier, and you have to get past me first. . . .”
(evil grin)
I’m glad I don’t have daughters.
Fla., castle law???
That really did make me LOL!
Ah....I don’t think “castle doctrine” would apply in this case..
I do, so I just copied the application.
OMG! I love it!
Can I borrow that application?
Statutory rape charges anyone? Just to add insult to his pipe injury.
“Ah....I don’t think “castle doctrine” would apply in this case..”
I believe 15 is under the age of consent here in FL. Assuming that his daughter cannot give consent so he can rightly assume rape. Regardless unless his daughter jumped up and told him the guy was his boyfriend then he is perfectly right in assuming the guy was attacking her.
IMO the kid is lucky he didn’t get shot.
I highly doubt the charges will stick.
This is what thing look like when lefites get their way.
Don’t defend against stangers you find in your house, and anyway, parenets shouldn’t get involved in their children’s sex life - that would be parental child abuse.
They may have arrested Dad to give him time to cool off and keep him from having a serious discussion with his daughter.
I’d be amazed if the Grand Jury votes a bill of indictment. And I hope the dad had good aim.
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
I love it! I have a beautiful 19-year old daughter who I always tease about getting my permission on whom she may date. I printed this and will give it to her the next time she’s home from college.
the problem here is..............what?
Good job, dad!!!!
This A$$ place is about 20 miles from the Caylee Anthony’s disapearence case which the police also cannot seem to get the laws right.
And always make a point to be cleaning your gun when her potential suitor first comes to the house.
If the boy is old enough to breed, he’s old enough to bleed . . . profusely from the skull!
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