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Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
WCPO.com ^
| 9/30/2008
| Lance Barry
Posted on 09/30/2008 8:57:04 AM PDT by OCC
Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
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posted on
09/30/2008 8:57:05 AM PDT
by
OCC
To: OCC
No mention of an "O" brand on her hind quarters.
2
posted on
09/30/2008 8:59:13 AM PDT
by
OCC
To: OCC
I can see the police report now...
Height: 5’ 6”
Race: Holstein
3
posted on
09/30/2008 9:01:03 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
(Welcome PUMAs!)
To: OCC
Ben and Jerry’s might just have their first human-milk factory.
4
posted on
09/30/2008 9:01:44 AM PDT
by
eastsider
To: OCC
maybe she’s the local chairman for “cows for obama”
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posted on
09/30/2008 9:02:28 AM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: OCC
GUILTY!
(that mask is hideous...)
6
posted on
09/30/2008 9:04:27 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(Pontius Pilate voted 'present'; Barrabas was community organizer.)
To: OCC
To: OCC
No need to worry, she'll plead the "Mad Cow" defense. A
furry gone tragically bad?
8
posted on
09/30/2008 9:05:59 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(don't worry, they only want to take water out of the other guy's side of the bucket.)
To: OCC
9
posted on
09/30/2008 9:06:19 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(http://moosedroppings.wordpress.com -- Because 20 million self-important blogs just aren't enough.)
To: OCC
Wow she didn’t even need any padding in the suit.
To: OCC
"homie don' play 'dat."
11
posted on
09/30/2008 9:07:24 AM PDT
by
robomatik
((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
To: NonValueAdded
My favorite joke:
Q: why is it called “PMS”?
A: because Mad Cow disease was already taken
12
posted on
09/30/2008 9:08:49 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: hellinahandcart
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posted on
09/30/2008 9:09:25 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(An expression of deep worry and concern failed to cross either of Zaphod's faces - hitchhiker's guid)
To: OCC
Her husband stated: “She's my mighty fine bovine” as he folded up his black bull costume.
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posted on
09/30/2008 9:09:42 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(Want to be lied to? Turn on your TV.)
To: OCC
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Time was, this was a good reason for an a$$ whupping.
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posted on
09/30/2008 9:10:00 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("Abdul, I've got 4 hours of Metallica and a gallon of bleach. How long can you last?")
To: OCC
maybe you’re expecting me to be moooo-ved by all this, but I find it mostly bull;-)
16
posted on
09/30/2008 9:11:19 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: 4yearlurker
17
posted on
09/30/2008 9:11:19 AM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: OCC
Moooo!
GUILTY!
18
posted on
09/30/2008 9:12:24 AM PDT
by
Islander7
("Common sense and common decency are uncommon virtues among America's left.")
To: OCC
“No mention of an “O” brand on her hind quarters.”
The zero brand is from the Bar-Rock ranch.
To: OCC
Mebbe she should switch to de-calfinated coffee?
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posted on
09/30/2008 9:19:46 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(nyuk nyuk nyuk)
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