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If Sarah Palin wins, Tina Fey is 'leaving Earth!'
LA Times ^ | 10/13/2008 | Elizabeth Snead

Posted on 10/13/2008 7:48:47 PM PDT by markomalley

Need a good reason (another one, I mean) not to vote for Sen. John McCain and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin?

How about to save Tina Fey 's life?

"If she wins, I’m done," Fey tells TV Guide. "I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth."

But that will not keep her from continuing to spoof the former beauty queen right up to election day. And with good reason. The New York Post notes that political impersonations can actually do in a politician.

"Presidential impersonators do influence elections, and in this one, Tina Fey is well on her way to ruining Sarah Palin's political career," said Jerald Podair, a professor of American Studies at Lawrence University.

"Election time is always good for ['SNL'], and this is a bonkers election,” Fey tells TV Guide in the upcoming issue with "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin on the cover. And that lady is a media star. She is a fascinating person, she’s very likable. She’s fun to play, and the two bits with Amy [Poehler], that was super fun."

So a few more weeks is doable. But having to be Palin for the next four years would be a frightening full-time job.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimesblogs.latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dopeydems; palin; seeya; snl; tinafey
I guess that is taking it up a notch from "leaving the country if GWB is elected!"
1 posted on 10/13/2008 7:48:47 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

Sounds to me like a good deal all around.


2 posted on 10/13/2008 7:49:48 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: markomalley

I’ll chip in for her ticket...one way.


3 posted on 10/13/2008 7:50:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: markomalley
"If she wins, I’m done," Fey tells TV Guide. "I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth."

Hallelujah! I'm going right down to my local ACORN office and registering to vote 100 times.

4 posted on 10/13/2008 7:50:37 PM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: markomalley

Maybe we can take up a collection and provide Tina and other lefties a one-way ticket toward the outer reaches of the solar system..... since they hate it here so much let them colonize Pluto.


5 posted on 10/13/2008 7:52:52 PM PDT by Enchante (America: has Obama told you about his "New Party" that sought to spread SOCIALISM??)
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To: markomalley

Maybe I can go see ACORN and find out how I can vote 250 times for the candidate of my choice. Hey, they’ll help me vote 250 times for McCain/Palin, won’t they? s/off


6 posted on 10/13/2008 7:53:23 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: All
So a few more weeks is doable. But having to be Palin for the next four years would be a frightening full-time job.

Then don't do it Tina, there is no one forcing you to make fun of Palin. You can stop anytime you like.

7 posted on 10/13/2008 7:53:56 PM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: markomalley

Great! I’ll work even harder for Palin now.


8 posted on 10/13/2008 7:54:13 PM PDT by loungeSerf (Freedom Sucks! Obama 08)
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To: markomalley

Unless she can ride a broom that far I guess she will have to beg the Chinese to put her on one of their rockets.


9 posted on 10/13/2008 7:55:50 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: markomalley
"I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth."

Countdown to Uranus joke in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

10 posted on 10/13/2008 7:55:56 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: markomalley

Promises. Promises.


11 posted on 10/13/2008 7:56:15 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: pepperhead
"Then don't do it Tina, there is no one forcing you to make fun of Palin. You can stop anytime you like.

Sha caynt hep it -
STUPID is as STUPID does!!
12 posted on 10/13/2008 8:05:05 PM PDT by wubjo (nO Terrorists; nO Tyranny; nObama)
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To: markomalley

13 posted on 10/13/2008 8:10:12 PM PDT by Blogger
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To: markomalley

Someone is looking for work outside of SNL.

Just ignore her. Let her keep doing her pathetic job right where she is....


14 posted on 10/13/2008 8:10:44 PM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
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To: markomalley
But that will not keep her from continuing to spoof the former beauty queen

no spin here... no bias... move along

15 posted on 10/13/2008 8:12:30 PM PDT by sten
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To: markomalley

Tina you’re free to leave right now! Please... you can leave and take some New Yorkers and Hollyweirdos with ya!!


16 posted on 10/13/2008 8:12:56 PM PDT by CommieCutter (I'm voting for Sarah.......and that other guy.)
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To: markomalley
Yeah, she says that...now. If McCain and Palin win, Lorne Michaels will call her in and offer her the opportunity to become rich beyond the dreams of avarice, even before the movie deal. I guarantee it. Let’s see her turn that down.
17 posted on 10/13/2008 8:13:06 PM PDT by RichInOC (McCain/Palin '08: You Called Down The Thunder...Well, Now You Got A Cat 5 Hurricane.)
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To: markomalley
What a complete waste of skin is Tina Fey. Well, at least her last name fits:

Fey:

adjective, Etymology:

Middle English feye, from Old English fǣge; akin to Old High German feigi doomed and perhaps to Old English fāh hostile, outlawed — more at foe

Date: before 12th century

1 achiefly Scottish : fated to die : doomed b: marked by a foreboding of death or calamity

18 posted on 10/13/2008 8:14:12 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier, and enthusiastic supporter of McCain/Palin)
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To: markomalley

“Earth to Tina, Earth to Tina...Nobody cares!”


19 posted on 10/13/2008 8:14:23 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: markomalley
But that will not keep her from continuing to spoof the former beauty queen right up to election day.

Who, the former teen slut Tina Fey?

20 posted on 10/13/2008 8:15:31 PM PDT by an amused spectator (The VBM: The Volkischer Beobachter Media)
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To: markomalley
sadly this falls into the category of a “naked promise” — but boy do I wish this this kind of promise was enforceable...
21 posted on 10/13/2008 8:18:07 PM PDT by NYC_BULLMOOSE ("The best is the enemy of the good." Voltaire)
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To: mlocher
These people (http://media.gatewayva.com/photos/rtd/slideshows/20081014palin/index.html) care about SARAH!
22 posted on 10/13/2008 8:22:05 PM PDT by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)
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To: markomalley

God, please let her be telling the truth.


23 posted on 10/13/2008 8:23:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: markomalley

Space cadets like Fey can do that.


24 posted on 10/13/2008 8:25:28 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (President Barack HUSSEIN Obama. America's way of thanking Al Qaeda for 09-11-01.)
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To: markomalley

Buh-bye!


25 posted on 10/13/2008 8:28:05 PM PDT by Shelayne (Gloves off, heels on, lipstick check-- Giddy up!)
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To: markomalley

Ground control to Tina Fey
Ground control to Tina Fey
Shut your cake hole and kindly go away
Ground control to Tina Fey


26 posted on 10/13/2008 8:28:08 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: markomalley

We all win! :)


27 posted on 10/13/2008 8:28:49 PM PDT by PureSolace (God save us all)
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To: markomalley
I keep telling you seditious shitpiles to GET THE F*CK OFF MY PLANET! NOW DO IT!!!!!!!!!! AND THE LINE FORMS BEHIND YOU, WHORE!!!!!


28 posted on 10/13/2008 8:30:46 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Liberal dogma is just a moral and spiritual leper colony, looking for more victims to infect.)
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To: markomalley
If only all the lefties in the so-called entertainment business were to form their very own version of the Hale-Bopp cult....

Decency restrains me.

29 posted on 10/13/2008 8:53:36 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: markomalley
How will anyone know...and who will care....besides her proctologist?
30 posted on 10/13/2008 9:00:38 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Shelayne

Maybe we can find her a space ship - the “Challenge-her” and help her out:
BOOoommm ... Poof!
Happy trails!


31 posted on 10/13/2008 9:04:01 PM PDT by wubjo (nO Terrorists; nO Tyranny; nObama)
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To: markomalley

Sound like a win win situation.


32 posted on 10/13/2008 9:21:36 PM PDT by TheFourthMagi
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To: markomalley

“...Tina Fey is well on her way to ruining Sarah Palin’s political career.”

Nice. Nothing to debate, nothing to challenge Palin’s views or positions with, so she has to try to “ruin [her] political career”.

And yet when idiots like Fey get called on their assininity, thus damaging their career, they scream that they’re being censored (Dixie Chicks please pick up the white courtesy phone).


33 posted on 10/13/2008 9:24:23 PM PDT by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
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To: markomalley
So Tina, how are you gonna "snuf it" when McCain wins? Or are you just going to start your own space program and move to the moon? You could be the official "moon-bat!"

Mark

34 posted on 10/13/2008 9:41:31 PM PDT by MarkL (Al Gore: The Greenhouse Gasbag! (heard on Bob Brinker's Money Talk))
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To: Texas Eagle

And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”

You have to be ON planet earth before you can leave it, where ever this creature is, it ain’t earth!


35 posted on 10/14/2008 12:15:22 AM PDT by SkiKnee (It snows, therefore I ski.)
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To: markomalley

Don’t let the planet hit your @#% on the way out!

Sad that there isn’t a single comedian with the audacity to take on a NObama impersonation, when there’s so much material there....


36 posted on 10/14/2008 4:21:36 AM PDT by PreciousLiberty
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To: markomalley
"Tina, don't waste your time and energy. Come to Daddy, now!"


37 posted on 10/14/2008 6:32:55 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( I do not want to know the type of person, who does not like Sarah !)
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To: markomalley

Hey! I got a great idea. Let’s completely twist what Tina said so we bash her for the simple reason that we don’t like her now or ever.

Ooops. Already been done.


38 posted on 10/14/2008 7:21:43 AM PDT by dmz
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To: markomalley

Before she leaves, she should announce that any monies she has made by going back to SNL will go to the loony charity(or candidate) of her choice, if she feels that bad about ‘having’ to do it-fat chance.


39 posted on 10/14/2008 8:33:56 AM PDT by uvular
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