There was some comedian talking about the “bottom of the drawer underwear” a long time ago. “So there I am in the ER. And then I remembered! It had been awhile since I had done the laundry and I was wearing my bottom of the drawer undewear. YOU know the kind. Clean - but a few holes here and there. The elastic isn’t really elastic anymore - and not much use regardless as half of it is ripped away from the fabric. Perfectly usable, but not very presentable in the ER”
Always make sure you’re wearing clean underwear in case you get hit by a car.