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Posted on 10/24/2008 6:19:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Yeah - my wife shows me last night the stuff she got to hand out at halloween and she plans to hand out these little halloween bags of pretzels - I told her “you’re cleaning up the toilet paper in the yard as a result of this”.
WooHooo! Much needed silliness. Thanks for keeping it going.
tOP 5?? i’M IN!!!!
My father-in-law’s brother gave out scoops of ice cream once way back when he was in college ... yup, unpackaged scoops of ice cream dropped right into their bags.
I’d have to say that’s got to be way up there on the worst treat list.
I was gonna pass out stock certificates but the kid will say “Are you kidding me mister?” :-)
I consumed my last Tootsie Roll less than two weeks ago....it pulled off an old dental crown, which exposed two more that needed replacement; a $2400 (and that’s with a discounted plan) piece of candy.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’
She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’
‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’
The candy was not in their computer and the saleslady
couldn't find the price.
I told her “The last time I bought some, they were two
cents”.
I forgot to tell her that was about sixty years ago.
OK, I don’t know how to post pics, so someone might want to bring the silliness from post #14 on this thread on over here.....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2112795/posts
I once had someone give me spaghetti in a zip-lock bag for halloween—they had run out of candy. No joke. The next day, they were power-spraying tomato sauce and noodles from their vinyl siding.
Naughty, naughty. Do you feel shame for your actions?
Of course, the trade off is getting a lot of "fun size" candies with little walking between welcoming doors vs. getting one big candy bar, but having to walk several hundred metres between houses.
It is no fun to drag your 3 or 4 year old this far between houses. Besides, if one of the "fun sizes" should accidently disappear (smile), it won't be noticed. But the big bars, sadly, are always noticed when missing.
You left off these yummy (NOT!) treats!............
I suppose I do, looking back on it now. But still, who the hell gives out spaghetti for halloween?!
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