Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?
Just Reeve. The federal government will reanimate his corpse using a signing statement, and Obama will increase funding for non-adult stem cell research by a trillion percent - Reeve's corpse will be raised to its feet and held aloft by Hope alone. A television camera will be used to get Reeve's corpse to move forward (via air from Biden's mouth).
posted on 11/05/2008 4:45:32 AM PST
(True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
you understand! brilliant
posted on 11/05/2008 4:56:59 AM PST
(Sen. McCain brings a lifetime of experience to the White House; Sen. Obama brings a speech)
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