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DU'ers APPLYING FOR JOBS IN OBAMANATION!
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Posted on 11/05/2008 4:05:23 PM PST by RRismyhero



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor
This is not a joke, as admitted by the actual poster. I thought it was so funny and figured some of you might need a laugh also.

Omaha Steve (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-05-08 03:45 PM Original message Dear President Elect Obama, my application for employment in your administration Advertisements [?] Dear Senator Obama,

For the last several years American workers have suffered under the current administrations polices and appointees. I would like to apply for a job that is first and foremost for fairness of the American worker. I am asking to be your Secretary of Labor. I am much more qualified than Elaine Chao ever could be.

Twice in my life I have been fired illegally. Twice a union has won my rights through legal action. I know what it means to be the head of a family without a job during bad times. I know bankruptcy as a result of these actions too. I have also had two on the job accidents that resulted in two different partial impairments.

I have some unique qualifications that will provide for fairness to workers and employers on a case by case basis. Since you don't know much about me, just ask my 100,000 plus friends at the Democratic Underground for their opinion. They have been reading my labor opinions for over four years.

Regards,

Steven L Dawes Shop Steward AFSCME Local 251.

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Replies to this thread This was not posted as a joke Omaha Steve Nov-05-08 06:39 PM #1 Omaha Steve (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-05-08 06:39 PM Response to Original message 1. This was not posted as a joke

I sent the letter on to several friends in D.C. It has already grabbed some attention.

OS

1 posted on 11/05/2008 4:05:23 PM PST by RRismyhero
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To: RRismyhero

Why not? Thay have as much experience as he does.


2 posted on 11/05/2008 4:07:35 PM PST by Rocko (0bama is The Great Pumpkin)
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To: RRismyhero

what position did he apply for wealth confiscator or wealth re distributor


3 posted on 11/05/2008 4:08:37 PM PST by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: edzo4

I’ve got guys like this in my shop. You could appoint them Generalissimo of Lugnut Recovery in a tire shop and not have a single lugnut recovered in 100 years.


4 posted on 11/05/2008 4:13:39 PM PST by yooper (If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there......)
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To: RRismyhero

I would be banned if I posted what I am thinking.


5 posted on 11/05/2008 4:15:32 PM PST by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: yooper

But he sure has logged a lot of hours on DU! That must count for something...


6 posted on 11/05/2008 4:16:51 PM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Don't blame me, I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin.)
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To: yooper

ROFL!!!

And he could retire on a nice cushy pension and get permanent health benefits forever, too. You’re a nice guy... are you hiring?


7 posted on 11/05/2008 4:18:21 PM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Don't blame me, I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin.)
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To: RRismyhero

A DU’er get a job? ROFL!


8 posted on 11/05/2008 4:19:28 PM PST by CaribouCrossing
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To: yooper

my mother always told me: Picture in your mind a person of average intelligence, now never forget that half the world is dumber than that.


9 posted on 11/05/2008 4:20:55 PM PST by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: RRismyhero

http://www.local251.com/

He’s already a government worker sucking at the taxpayer teat!


10 posted on 11/05/2008 4:22:46 PM PST by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared
State, county and federal employees unions should be outlawed!
Talk about a conflict of interests.


11 posted on 11/05/2008 4:32:54 PM PST by Islander7 (This Atlas is shrugging! ~ I am Joe!)
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To: RRismyhero

Sounds like a damn communist out of “We The Living” by Rand. You have to prove your social standing when applying for a job. Be a member of the Party or a Union. Come from a poor or peasant background.


12 posted on 11/05/2008 4:46:15 PM PST by Clock King (Democracy has failed completely.)
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To: RRismyhero
I sent the letter on to several friends in D.C. It has already grabbed some attention.

I'll bet!

13 posted on 11/05/2008 4:48:15 PM PST by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: xcamel

I think we deserve a week long free pass to post what we truly feel : )


14 posted on 11/05/2008 5:57:08 PM PST by Shyla
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To: Shyla

Hand, Humm, or Blow?

/runs for cover...


15 posted on 11/05/2008 6:00:05 PM PST by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: RRismyhero

LOL! Fat chance he has.

The political elites’ reaction to Sarah Palin is EXACTLY what they think of the working class. Their contempt for her is their contempt for the working class.


16 posted on 11/05/2008 6:00:09 PM PST by denydenydeny ("[Obama acts] as if the very idea of permanent truth is passe, a form of bad taste"-Shelby Steele)
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To: IncPen

Steven L Dawes Shop Steward AFSCME Local 251

Steven my man, you are applying for the wrong job, you should be president. Appears you have more experience than Obama


17 posted on 11/05/2008 11:46:25 PM PST by Nailbiter
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