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To: A_Former_Democrat

Elaine, sitting on the couch
near a pretentious woman.

Woman:  I wonder what happened to my fiancé.  I know he's here somewhere.
Ellen?  Have you seen my fiancé?

Ellen:  He's upstairs.

Woman:  Are you going upstairs?  Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him.  I have
lost my fiancé, the poor baby.

Elaine:  Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

Woman:  What?

Elaine:  The dingo ate your baby!

26 posted on 11/14/2008 2:18:40 PM PST by Daffynition ("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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29 posted on 11/14/2008 3:38:12 PM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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