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How to Communicate w/ An Obot (Funny Obamabot Dictionary)!
Obamese Dictionary ^

Posted on 12/03/2008 8:23:13 PM PST by Lilpug15

How To Communicate with an Obot: The **OFFICIAL** English to Obamese Dictionary

InsightAnalytical **Official** English to Obamese Dictionary

English . . . . . Obamese

Bailout . . . . . Rescue

Stimulus package . . . . . Economic Recovery package

Massive Voter Fraud . . . . . Community organizing

Selection . . . . . Election

Coronation . . . . . Inauguration

Assault & battery. . . . . Caucus

Socialist . . . . . Progressive

Terrorist . . . . . Just a guy in my neighborhood

Radical Preacher . . . . . A guy at church I never listened to

Plumber . . . . . Threat to National Security

Violent gang of sanctioned thugs . . . . . Civilian Police Force

Violent gang of sanctioned thugs in Chicago . . . . . Obama for President Committee

Flip Flop . . . . . Smart adjustment to political reality

Preponderance of lies . . . . . A Speech

Union endorsements for opponents . . . . . Special interest endorsements

Union endorsements for Obama . . . . . Support from worker representatives

Spreading the wealth . . . . . Tax cuts for the working class

Rich . . . . . Anyone earning over ??

Washington insiders . . . . . Change

Bill Clinton . . . . . Racist/My staunch supporter

Hillary Clinton. . . . . Likable enough/Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton’s mailing list . . . . . Cash cow

Bill Clinton’s advisors . . . . . Old Style Gov’t./My New Cabinet

Rules . . . . . Old ideas, no longer important

U.S. Constitution . . . . . Floormat (See also Joke)

Palestinians . . . . . Internet campaign workers

Oil barons . . . . . Millions of small donors

Ruthless genocide . . . . . Odinga’s post-election change

Disagreement . . . . . Racism

Questioning. . . . . .Racism

Truth Seeking . . . . . Racism

Patriotism . . . . . Racism

Upholding the Constitution . . . . . Racism

Share . . . . . Take

Messiah . . . . .Obama

facial tic of right eye . . . . . frickin scared out of my mind


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor

1 posted on 12/03/2008 8:23:13 PM PST by Lilpug15
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To: Lilpug15

email fodder bump


2 posted on 12/03/2008 8:30:48 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." --Thomas Mann)
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To: Lilpug15

3 posted on 12/03/2008 8:38:57 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom IF DA BIRTH PLACE IS A LIE, BEING DA PRESIDENT AIN'T GONNA FLY!)
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To: Lilpug15

LOL!


4 posted on 12/03/2008 8:45:59 PM PST by CaribouCrossing
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To: Lilpug15

nice list.


5 posted on 12/03/2008 8:46:56 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: al baby

L

6 posted on 12/03/2008 8:55:19 PM PST by Lurker ("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
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To: Lilpug15

throw under the bus ... denounce/disavow

campaign fraud ... $5-$10 Internet donors

random park benches ... voter registration addresses

teleprompter literate ... eloquent

failure to make a decision ... voting present


7 posted on 12/03/2008 9:08:07 PM PST by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Nice additions! :D


8 posted on 12/03/2008 9:19:32 PM PST by Lilpug15 (I'm Moving to Alaska...You can Keep THE CHANGE!)
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To: Lilpug15
I got this photo of the new presidential limo in an email recently......

New presidential limo

9 posted on 12/03/2008 10:06:55 PM PST by abigailsmybaby (I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.)
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To: abigailsmybaby

LOL, funny pic. My oldest, who voted for the first time this election, swears that we will probably be seeing the White House on MTV Cribs now.


10 posted on 12/04/2008 3:22:42 AM PST by USMCWife6869
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To: USMCWife6869

I heard East Coast rappers are working on a replacement for “Hail to the Chief” called “We In Charge Now Mutherf#*4er”


11 posted on 12/04/2008 8:03:45 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Tagline scrubbed to prevent invitation to indoctrinization camp)
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To: USMCWife6869

LOL He may very well be right about that.


12 posted on 12/04/2008 10:02:15 AM PST by abigailsmybaby (I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.)
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To: Lilpug15

You forgot:

change.....something that cannot be defined clearly.


13 posted on 12/05/2008 6:10:44 AM PST by rhendley
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To: al baby

Have our read the book or ar you dismissing it out of hand because of the title (and festering ODS)?

This book is not about America in decline but about posuring itself against the rise in econ/political power of China and India. Zakaria believes that the American economy is not in fact in a period of decline but in a period of historically expected contraction, not unlike Britain’s in the 20th century. He regards as its biggest strength America’s openness to other people, cultures, and innovations, even while its government remains mired in unilateral political thinking.


14 posted on 12/05/2008 6:40:09 AM PST by PurpleMan
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To: PurpleMan

Just festering ODS I think that he has it as a prop to show he cares about this country he is full of chit


15 posted on 12/05/2008 6:53:44 AM PST by al baby (Hi mom IF DA BIRTH PLACE IS A LIE, BEING DA PRESIDENT AIN'T GONNA FLY!)
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To: Lilpug15

The redirector URL is incorrect... has an extra space which is going to a “not found” page.

Here is the correct URL.....many new additions to the dictionary in the comments!!

http://insightanalytical.wordpress.com/2008/12/01/how-to-communicate-with-an-obot-the-official-english-to-obamese-dictionary/


16 posted on 12/05/2008 7:29:13 AM PST by FedUpinNM
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To: Lilpug15

place keeper bump
Thanks for posting, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
Sadly true.


17 posted on 12/06/2008 9:54:05 AM PST by mw19
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