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Sheep Poo Caused Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
Sunderland Echo ^ | 02 December 2008 6:46 AM | Sunderland Echo

Posted on 12/08/2008 2:21:20 PM PST by FreeManWhoCan

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I have found the name for my new band: "Vomit Carnage".
1 posted on 12/08/2008 2:21:21 PM PST by FreeManWhoCan
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Mega Vomit Carnage Alert


2 posted on 12/08/2008 2:24:25 PM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white and nerdy white guy)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
Dung, vomit, diarrhoea in one story!

One lucky British journalist has won the trifecta.

3 posted on 12/08/2008 2:25:26 PM PST by x
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Sheep poo is “organic”. I thought organic things were good for you


4 posted on 12/08/2008 2:27:34 PM PST by Soliton (This 2 shall pass)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Congratulations! You win the “Thread Title of the Year” Award!


5 posted on 12/08/2008 2:27:57 PM PST by TexasNative2000
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To: FreeManWhoCan; shibumi

And so the clever sheep begin their global conquest, as foretold in The Prophecy.


6 posted on 12/08/2008 2:28:41 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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It said the heavy overnight rain was likely to have contributed to the outbreak by increasing the amount of liquid mud on the course.

It likely contributed to the outbreak of liquid mud in the biker's shorts as well....

7 posted on 12/08/2008 2:29:15 PM PST by usmcobra (Go ask Obama for your change, and don't bug me!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

You know the reporter waited his entire carreer to write that title.


8 posted on 12/08/2008 2:30:36 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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I have found the name for my new band: "Vomit Carnage".

That's good. I like "Campy Lobacter" too.

9 posted on 12/08/2008 2:30:51 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Well... now THERE is a headline you don’t see every day.


10 posted on 12/08/2008 2:31:14 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: LiberConservative

“Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage”

You gotta be kidding me, that is hillarious....


11 posted on 12/08/2008 2:31:46 PM PST by padre35 (You shall not ignore the laws of God, the Market, the Jungle, and Reciprocity Rm10.10)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

This was a crappy story....the writer must have sat on a very loose stool when he wrote it....The words just spewed onto the computer....


12 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:01 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Salamander

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?


13 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:11 PM PST by shibumi (...so if it's organic, where are its organs?)
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And the report concluded that the outbreak was probably caused by Campylobacter, spread to the cyclists by mud which was contaminated with sheep faeces.

Yep, via the frame-mounted water bottles (per the report). It wasn't so much the mud that got 'em, but the water spray off the tires (er, sorry - tyres).

I'll bet fenders and Camelbaks are all the rage next year.

14 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:24 PM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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"And so the clever sheep begin their global conquest, as foretold in The Prophecy."

This is just the beginning. Here in America we're about to see four years of the kind of damage that can be wrought by, "the sheep."

15 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:28 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Soliton

See tagline.


16 posted on 12/08/2008 2:36:27 PM PST by shibumi (...so if it's organic, where are its organs?)
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"This was a crappy story....the writer must have sat on a very loose stool when he wrote it....The words just spewed onto the computer...."

His punctuation was pretty sloppy as well with the lax use of colons.

17 posted on 12/08/2008 2:37:15 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: shibumi

I refuse to ask.


18 posted on 12/08/2008 2:38:34 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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To: shibumi

mountain bike vomit carnage?


19 posted on 12/08/2008 2:38:50 PM PST by Disciplinemisanthropy (III III IV)
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To: Salamander

Dung!


20 posted on 12/08/2008 2:39:55 PM PST by shibumi (...so if it's organic, where are its organs?)
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