Sheep Poo Caused Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

Sunderland Echo ^ | 02 December 2008 6:46 AM | Sunderland Echo

[Cailleach]

It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.

[wastedyears]

I use a Camelbak when I ride, but no fenders.

[csvset]

I like "Campy Lobacter" too.

The next web forum that asks for a user name, I'll use it.

[Salamander]

If their “shepherd” keeps ticking them off with his Bush-like agenda, I think ~those~ sheep will soon become wolves.

[make popcorn]...:)

[MARTIAL MONK]

Why did I read that and think “Company Cafeteria”?

[thackney]

Nomination for best headline of the year.

[ArrogantBustard]

lax use of colons.

The use of lax colons seems to have been the problem, here ...

[Salamander]

Go to your room.

[mylife]

headline of the day!

[JamesP81]

Vomit Carnage

This needs to be in the FR lexicon. Hugh and Series, my FRiends.

[techcor]

Vomit Carnage

It exceeds even "Mega Barf Alert". Maybe a Helen Thomas nude calendar expose could actually reach such a level.

[TheWasteLand]

This needs to be in the FR lexicon. Hugh and Series, my FRiends.

The new barf alert? Code for a Maureen Dowd column?

Or a Helen Thomas picture thread. ie. "That thread started off well, but quickly degenerated into vomit carnage."

[Uncle Miltie]

Title of the Week Award!

[JamesP81]

Yep. I think that would fit.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And so the clever sheep begin their global conquest, as foretold in The Prophecy.

Tourist: But where did they get the idea?

Shepherd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. 'e's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.

[Eagle Eye]

Of the 355 responses, 161 reported symptoms such as diarrhoea and vomiting following the event.

From inhilation? LOL...nah...they hadta ingest this stuff to get those symptoms~

[bleach]

Made me think of the BOC song, I’m On The Lamb,(but I ain’t no sheep).

[Phil Dinn]

Thank God; I have another reason to not ride that bike I got for my birthday!

[pcottraux]

I didn’t even get passed the title ping.

[Cyber Ninja]

I there a “Poo Ping” list?