Paris Hilton: Torn between men

All News Web ^ | 10-12-2008 | Kerry DeVille

[indianbob]

One thing that can be said about Paris Hilton is that if she is passionate about anything, she is passionate about men. Most women would dream of attracting as many men as Paris Hilton does, however this power of attraction can have its down side.

[indianbob]

She really is tacky isnt she?

[Salamander]

More like “sticky”.

[Doogle]

...she should be torn between two Mack trucks...(the hitcher)

[al baby]

Sounds like a new video title for her

[lilylangtree]

Bimbo slut!

[monkeycard]

STD fodder.

[Daffynition]

These things are difficult when you are a virgin.

[MilspecRob]

Helpless electrons died for this post. So sad

[CE2949BB]

If she's a virgin, I'm thirteen and female.

[Sunnyvale CA Eng.]

Why are you starting threads about crap like this?

[Armedanddangerous]

whomever is interested in her better watch out. I think recently I heard on tv that she has herpes..

thats the gift that keeps on giving, as they say.

[Mogwai]

She’s an emaciated waif with no appealing feminine curves. She has a wee little tiny shrunken head and it would not surprise me to learn that she actually suffers from microcephaly. Oh! And she has an extremely stupid face (What you see is what you get! ~ping~) even when her fool mouth is closed. That so many think she’s hot, just demonstrates again how given to folly our bizarre species is.

[Revolting cat!]

microcephaly.

Tell me more, I think I'm falling in love!

[BBell]

"Most women would dream of attracting as many men as Paris Hilton does"

It needs to say that most women could not dream to attract the kind of men Paris does. Any half way decent women can attract as many men as he desires if that is all she is trying to do. Men are sluts,pigs,whores etc and it is the duty of women and girls to protect their Chastity against us. As Sam Kinison said, what does a women have to do to get laid? show up.

I have a daughter and you can bet your life that I keep loaded guns around for any potential unwanted suitors. I'd have shot Romeo off the balcony.

BTW,I realize that not all boys and men are bad but I don't trust them until I know them.

[HelloooClareece]

There’s tacky, and then there’s NASTY.

[Enchante]

"Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool

Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules"

[kcvl]

Skank!

[mkjessup]

“You can lead a horse to water,
but you can’t make him drink,
And you can lead a horticulture,
but you can’t make her think.”

[indianbob]

In all politeness let me ask, what are you waiting for? the guy who is not interested in sex??? with your attitude your daughter might end up with a closet you know what-think about it!
Glad I am not your daughter to be honest.

[BBell]

Let me clarify myself. My daughter and I love the Zeffirelli 1968 Romeo and Juliet and I joke with her that I'd have shot Romeo if I caught him and her out on her balcony late at night. My daughter has lots of good boyfriends who are just friends and we are always looking out for who she is hanging with, especially in regard to age. Too many older guys are hitting on younger girls these days. She has a good bit of slack as long as her grades are maintained.

BTW I have been shooting with my daughter since she was 6 and she is a pretty good shot. She handles a 9mm, .38 special, rifle and shotgun pretty well. I worry for the unwanted guest who might show up outside of her window. She is sweet for the most part.

I guess I sounded like I was too over protective in what I posted before but believe it or not my girl has got a lot of friends who are boys. If we could just get her to like the neighbor boy, who is respectful and very nice, we would be o.k. She is friends with him though.