Posted on 12/27/2008 5:31:08 PM PST by Westlander
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.
Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.
"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."
At least he would have died with a smile on his face...
If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours - call the police immediately
Elizabeth Dole can relate.
Assault with a dead weapon?
Now this is funny!!!
I always thought a good comedy bit would be
“..and the warning to call a doctor after 4 hours. Heck, I’ll be calling my brother, my hunting buddy, my ex-wife and posting on it on my MYSPACE page!”
my dr is so hot, i ask if i could call her after 5 minutes.
Reminds me of the joke where the guy puts one hand down his pants and the other on the TV set while watching the Televangelist show and the wife yells at him “Didn’t you hear him Harold? He said he could heal the sick - not raise the dead!”
“At least he would have died with a smile on his face...”
...like Nelson Rockefeller!
If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours ..Call a hooker...
LOL
Thanks for that link!
My buddies uncle, who was an NYPD officer, swears that he was one of the cops called to the scene of the “crime” and that he assisted in dressing Mr. R and sitting him in a chair holding the newspaper to try to cover for him. Supposedly when the EMS technicians arrived they found Mr. R in the chair holding an upside down newspaper!
If it wasnt kept such a big secret, it would have made a good movie.
:-)
"Lethal"? Is there a problem?
Got yer towel rack right here, honey.
I just checked the bottle and it doesn’t say anything about going to jail...
ROFLMAO!
Please tell me that is a satire site!
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