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Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
WFTV ^ | Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Posted on 01/01/2009 1:22:41 PM PST by CE2949BB

OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.

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1 posted on 01/01/2009 1:22:41 PM PST by CE2949BB
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To: CE2949BB

Guilty!


2 posted on 01/01/2009 1:23:12 PM PST by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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To: CE2949BB

Guilty!


3 posted on 01/01/2009 1:23:13 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
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To: CE2949BB; Slings and Arrows

ACK!

TINAPL ping Slings and Arrows


4 posted on 01/01/2009 1:25:39 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: CE2949BB

Related to Plaxio????


5 posted on 01/01/2009 1:26:31 PM PST by lonestar
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To: CE2949BB
I'm not sure there's enough evidence to convict.
6 posted on 01/01/2009 1:26:33 PM PST by tbpiper (Al Gore is the Berney Madoff Global Warming.)
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To: CE2949BB

Note to kelley..it didn’t help..


7 posted on 01/01/2009 1:27:26 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (A democrat will break your leg, then hand you a crutch and take credit for your being able to walk.)
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To: CE2949BB; marktwain; HairOfTheDog
Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself.

Had she followed up with a few rounds to his chest instead of coming clean, we'd have another pristine self defense shooting.

8 posted on 01/01/2009 1:33:24 PM PST by RGSpincich
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To: CE2949BB
GUILTY.

I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!

9 posted on 01/01/2009 1:35:15 PM PST by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: CE2949BB
I would strongly suggest the next time she uses a frying pan to hit herself, she needs to try a bit harder

If you aren't drawing blood, you aren't swinging hard enough!!!

Her husband must be a moron not to drop her like a bad habit

10 posted on 01/01/2009 1:39:56 PM PST by Popman (Dont worry Barney Frank has your ass-ets covered!!!)
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To: CE2949BB

Egads!!! Hopefully she looks better afterwards. She can’t get much uglier.


11 posted on 01/01/2009 1:43:41 PM PST by rickmichaels (WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN OBAMA'S TRUTH SQUADS RUN WILD ON YOU???)
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To: SIDENET

“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.


12 posted on 01/01/2009 1:46:15 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: CE2949BB

Is the pan okay?


13 posted on 01/01/2009 1:49:24 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: TASMANIANRED

LOL.


14 posted on 01/01/2009 1:49:28 PM PST by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: CE2949BB

LOL. Sounds like a LooneyTune cartoon script.


15 posted on 01/01/2009 1:51:52 PM PST by csvset
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To: CE2949BB

Why is this newsworthy? Women are doing this all the time and GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

There are WEB SITES devoted to telling them how to do it and what to do afterwards (with catchy titles like “...so now he’s in jail- what next?)

I know for a fact it happened to me. My ex hit herself and called the cops. I was arrested on nothing more than her word.

Thank GOD i was IN MY ATTORNEY’s OFFICE at the time she claimed ithappened, so she was arrested for filing a false charge.

The DA initially refuse to do anything because he said it was just me “getting back at her”. I had to tell him only ONE of us committed an actual crime (filing false arrest) and I lost my house, my business, and my reputation in the commmunity being paraded in court in handcuffs.

He finally filed charges after I threatedn to file a ‘writ of mandamus’ (to compel them to do their job. Then after telling me they postponed her court date for two weeks, reconvened it the next week without my knowlege and gave her a 6 months ACD - in other workds they did NOTHING if she was nice for 6 months then charges would be DROPPPED.

I dont know why this is not a FELONY to make someone go to jail falsely and cost 10’s of thousands of dollars.


16 posted on 01/01/2009 1:52:03 PM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: TASMANIANRED

“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.

Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”


17 posted on 01/01/2009 1:54:09 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: GQuagmire; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Let her hit herself a few more times - it could only be an improvement.


18 posted on 01/01/2009 1:57:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
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To: CE2949BB

Are you sure she didn’t beat herself with an ugly stick ?


19 posted on 01/01/2009 1:58:20 PM PST by clamper1797 (I pledge to give the Obamanation the same level of support that the liberals gave GWB)
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To: CE2949BB

Bubba Klingtong: “I’d hit it!”


20 posted on 01/01/2009 1:59:12 PM PST by webschooner
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To: webschooner

Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”


21 posted on 01/01/2009 2:00:01 PM PST by Lazamataz (Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
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To: webschooner

Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”


22 posted on 01/01/2009 2:00:05 PM PST by Lazamataz (Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
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To: Larry Lucido
Is the pan okay?

It was a little hot about the incident, but has since simmered down.

23 posted on 01/01/2009 2:00:35 PM PST by hunter112 (We seem to be on an excrement river in a Native American watercraft without a propulsion device.)
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To: webschooner
Oh crap. Just saw the pic.

Can I unhit what's been hit?

24 posted on 01/01/2009 2:00:40 PM PST by Lazamataz (Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
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To: Lazamataz

Just claim you were temporarily possessed, but you’re all good now, LOL.


25 posted on 01/01/2009 2:02:43 PM PST by webschooner
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To: CE2949BB
ROTFLMAO!! I once saw a spot on TV where security cameras caught folks beating themselves up so they could suit casinos, hotels, etc. But a frying pan?!

SNORT!

And BTW: GUILTY! She looks like she took a good beating to the face with a frying pan.

26 posted on 01/01/2009 2:05:34 PM PST by LiberConservative ("I, you know, can see, you know, upstate, you know, from my house, you know.")
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To: tet68; SIDENET; TASMANIANRED
>>> “I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

>> I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.

I think it just did.

> Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”

Maybe have two variants: "a frying pan" for seriously ugly, and "your frying pan" for over-the-top ugly.

27 posted on 01/01/2009 2:06:15 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; GQuagmire
My only experience is with Persian cats.....


28 posted on 01/01/2009 2:06:25 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Lazamataz

Nope,once toy hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!


29 posted on 01/01/2009 2:16:01 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Lazamataz

Nope,once you hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!


30 posted on 01/01/2009 2:16:18 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Farmer Dean
ain't that the truth... and some that'll NEVER let you forget it either.
31 posted on 01/01/2009 2:38:59 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist -)
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To: CE2949BB

OUCH! That's nasty!
What did she look like before her face caught fire and she put it out with a frying pan?

32 posted on 01/01/2009 2:41:42 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: CE2949BB

It would have been totally more effective if she had hit him over the head with a frying pan.

Less painful to her too.


33 posted on 01/01/2009 2:46:23 PM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: Lazamataz
Can I unhit what's been hit?

The internet is forever, Laz.

It was there... "I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!" in post 9... ya posted without reading the thread again, dintcha?

... sometimes you're the frying pan, sometimes you're the fire.

34 posted on 01/01/2009 2:57:19 PM PST by glock rocks (What's black, white and red all over? The Halfrican.)
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To: glock rocks; Farmer Dean
The internet is forever, Laz.

You guys are awful.

35 posted on 01/01/2009 3:03:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
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To: CE2949BB

You might suspect that some women would tell the cops that they did it to themselves in order to avoid their husband’s arrest. But either way, this lady needs a shrink at a minimum.


36 posted on 01/01/2009 3:11:22 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: Lazamataz
You guys are awful.

True.

37 posted on 01/01/2009 3:13:10 PM PST by glock rocks (What's black, white and red all over? The Halfrican.)
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To: CE2949BB

How come her glasses didn’t break?


38 posted on 01/01/2009 3:20:50 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Looks like she also smacked her chest.


39 posted on 01/01/2009 3:22:37 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
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To: dayglored

I second the motion.

Do we have a quorum to take a vote?


40 posted on 01/01/2009 3:32:33 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: CE2949BB; Slings and Arrows
A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.

Imagine the fun were Ocala actually in the Panhandle.

41 posted on 01/01/2009 3:36:10 PM PST by martin_fierro (Rest in Peace, Marshall T.)
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe you could beg the Mod to remove your post.


42 posted on 01/01/2009 3:38:34 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz

I wouldn’t hit that with YOUR frying pan!


43 posted on 01/01/2009 4:04:29 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: CE2949BB

Chick’s got crazy eyes man!


44 posted on 01/01/2009 4:17:44 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg
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To: CE2949BB
The headline should have read "Woman arrested after hitting her estranged husband's spouse in the face with a frying pan". ;)

45 posted on 01/01/2009 4:27:05 PM PST by Riodacat (Legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus.)
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To: CE2949BB

She should be charged with cruelty to a frying pan.


46 posted on 01/01/2009 4:29:30 PM PST by factoryrat
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To: RGSpincich

I made a similar point about the recent case of the woman who shot the man alleged to have abused her son in court, having died of cancer.

To many posters here she was a hero for killing a “paedophile”, despite the fact that the man had been found guilty of nothing as he was in court awaiting his trial. Maybe the guy was as guilty as hell but until he’d had his trial no one could know for sure, but just like if a woman accuses a man of abuse he is automatically assumed to be guilty so many posters take the position that if a man is accused of being a paedophile he must automatically be guilty and should be shot on sight.

People need to understand that the Bill of Rights is their friend.


47 posted on 01/01/2009 4:48:40 PM PST by PotatoHeadMick
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50 posted on 01/01/2009 4:57:05 PM PST by ErnBatavia ("Zero"..STILL using that stupid "Office of The President Elect" podium....)
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