Posted on 01/04/2009 9:07:38 AM PST by george76
A University of Michigan student who had sex with a professor complained to police that he slapped her while in the throes of passion. But they arrested her when she admitted she was paid for her services and was, in fact, working as a prostitute to pay her tuition. Asked what she is studying, she said, “I’m a law student.”
ROBBERY IS HARD, MAN . . . A young man attempting to rob a gas station in Fairfield, Ohio, realized he was so intoxicated he couldn’t pull it off. When the clerk refused to give him the money, he said, “Nevermind, I’m drunk,” and fled.
THAT’S OUR BAG OFFICER - NO, DON’T LOOK INSIDE! . . . A man and his girlfriend had lunch at a food court in Fayetteville, N.C., then left a tote bag filled with marijuana, crack and cash under the table. It was gone when they returned, so they went to mall security to reclaim it and were promptly arrested.
SO THE COPS FELT IT WAS GOING TO GO FURTHER . . . A PTA official was arrested after she was caught kissing a 13-year-old boy in the back of her car behind an elementary school in Baldwin, N.Y. Both were naked from the waist down.
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>A University of Michigan student who had sex with a professor complained to police that he slapped her while in the throes of passion. But they arrested her when she admitted she was paid for her services and was, in fact, working as a prostitute to pay her tuition. Asked what she is studying, she said, “I’m a law student.”<
....and she’s a rabid Obama supporter right?
ROTFL!
Crystal Magnum of Dule Lacrosse “rape” fame graduated from NC Central last spring with a degree in police psychology and reportedly is considering law school or graduate school.
Absolutely NOTHING surprises me any more.
A University of Michigan student ...
Precisely why conservatives need to go into and take back the education system.
Every article I've found on this is more than happy to tell me the professor's name, age, area of expertise, whatever.
I can NOWHERE find the chick's name! She was charged with the same thing he was. How come I can't find out her name? Or really, cut to the chase, her picture?
How am I supposed to render a guilty/not guilty judgment on this one without crucial photographic evidence?
Is this series?/s
No name, pictures... yet.
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2009/01/um_prof_law_student_fined_in_s.html
Others may find them ?
I still like ruling of a New York court. A man told a woman he met in a bar that he was a movie producer and might be interested in using her as an extra in exchange for sex. She quickly consented and after having held up her end the bargain, he told her he was actually an account and couldn't hold up his. She called the cops claiming rape.
This being New York, the kops actually arrested him. However, the court found that her complaint was breach of contract and it was a meretricious contract, not protected by law.
Well, I hope she charged him extra for the slapping!
Q, Have you ever used, or been known by another name?
A, Barack Hussein Obama, Barry Soetoro, Barry Dunham says, "No."
No Problem in Illinois.
FTA “That’s our bag officer, don’t look inside!”
That reminds me of a “Cops” episode way back when “Cops” first started on the air. They arrested a drug thug, and as they searched his person, they found a bag of pot in his pants pocket. The dork pleas with the cops “These aren’t my pants!”. The officers ask whose they are, and the thug says they are his cousin’s pants. “These aren’t my pants!” while one is wearing THE pants, is a pretty lame excuse.
You know that guy, if still alive, voted (at least once) for Obama.
thanks
She apparently had an ad on Craig’s List.
≤}B^)
You and your jokes.
I just spent the last hour and 28 minutes scouring craigslist, in vain, for something, anything to go on. Then I come back here, my heart soared when I saw a post to me, my appetite whetted, and then I see that image. What a buzz kill.
Hey, you no make funny my sister. She best looking one of triplets. Maybe you like better date with Canasta?
If you would like to be added or dropped from the Michigan ping list, please freepmail me.
Doing Michigan proud!
What is that? A failed DNA project?
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