Eat it, Maureen.
Posted on 01/11/2009 2:11:34 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
In the past week, I’ve twice been close enough to Dick Cheney to kick him in the shins.
I didn’t. It’s probably a federal crime of some sort. But a girl can fantasize. I did, however, assume the Stay-away-from-me-you’ve-got-cooties stance that Jimmy Carter used when posing with Bill Clinton at the presidents’ powwow in the Oval.
The first time was Tuesday, when Cheney left the ceremony where he gave the oath of office to senators. The senators seemed thrilled, especially Joe Biden, who was getting sworn in for just two weeks and was excitedly showing off a family Bible the size of a Buick. But I thought it gave the ceremony a satirical edge to have the lawless Vice presiding over lawmakers swearing to support and defend the Constitution that he soiled and defiled — right in the heart of the legislative branch he worked to diminish.
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I sure wouldn’t want to be her cat after January 20. There’s a whole lot of BDS that’s gonna have to go somewhere.
They will be blaming Bush for decades, just you wait and see hehe.
The Miss Haversham of Manhattan grows bitterer by the grey hair.
Eat it, Maureen.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess she’s a lousy tipper.
Thanks. I was just about to alert the mods that we had a Mo Dowd thread without a Zeta Jones pic.
Somebody please send Dowd a vibrator so that she can release some of her anger/hatred/anxiety.
MoDo is the only blonde redhead.
If she kicked Cheney, he would have bitched slapped her and she’d like it.
They ain’t made one big enough for her.
Why does Maureen get to??????
Dowd needs to “move on.” She can’t continue to be a bitter old lady for the little time she has left.
Fair’s fair...
I am sure Cheney has fantasized about planting his size 12s in her Clymer more than a few times.
Does she think this will get her an invite to the Messianic NoOb’s inner circle or just get to share a soy latte with the lesbitarians of code pink?
Wow, Maureen, you really showed him by glowering at him to keep away. A gal who really knows how to use her words. I bet he was CRUSHED.
MoDo = Old Gray Lady, and a bitter one at that.
Bellicose, bereft, bombastic, botoxed B!TC l-l
She suggested that several others should “have the decency just to leave the scene.” Why didn’t she?
She’s just a twitty reporter. The other people she wrote about (Rumsfeld, Cheney, the President) were elected or chosen by those who were elected. They had *real* jobs.
Go away, Maureen.
Dowd isn’t fit to lick Chen ey’s boots!
LOL. MoDo, why don't you kiss Catherine Zeta-Jones' shapely behind!!! VP Cheney did more to defend the Constitution and the American people than leftist scum-suckers like you can ever imagine doing. I feel sorry for anyone who ever has to breathe the same air as MoDo sincce that air is surely "soiled and defiled"......
I so look forward to the next 4 years of MoDo assuming "the position" with her Obama Kneedpads on........
Dowd isn’t fit to lick Cheney’s boots!
Guess she's found a way to self-pollinate or something. You have to watch, in these heels a kick might hurt 
Couln't help but laught at this one I saw on the Net 
Dick Cheney always seems very comfortable in his own skin.
That impresses the heck out of me, and no doubt drives the Cheney haters nuts.
Maureen Dowd the only person in America that thinks it was Carter avoiding the others. LOL!
So why the hell did the Secret Service let a whack job like Dowd in the same room as the Vice President?
But a girl can fantasize
A GIRL can yes...miss dowdy. But you???????? You DID say a GIRL didn’t you?
Also, the violence never stops does it. I thought the opposition was for peace and love yet she wants to kick Cheney? Good thing she didn’t and...good thing Mrs. Cheney wouldn’t have been there. I think old dowdy would have been singing’ a new tune. I wouldn’t stand by and let some nobody kick my husband and am sure a lot of other women out there wouldn’t either. Funny how people like dowdy think they are so special. What if Cheney said he would like to kick her?????? Wouldn’t be so cutsy then would it ms. dowdy? Grow up and get a real job.
If MoDo was close enough to kick Cheney in the shins then Cheney was close enough to MoDo to pretend he was duck hunting with friends. Way to go, Dick, she was right there. You had her.
Maybe MD could write a first hand account of riding the Titanic to the bottom. That is if Pinch doesn't jettison her before it slips under the waves.
How is it that conservatives are always “bad guys”, and liberal goobers who mess thing up are always “good guys”. There’s a quite evident bias in our culture.
FMCDH(BITS)
Because their world is upside down.
“But a girl can fantasize.”
Well this girl fantasizes about Moron getting hit by a bus. I can’t wait until the nyt goes belly up and moron hits the unemployment lines.
He dated Dowd? That’s funny.
Someone should slap her.
Have you ever heard MoDo talk? I saw her on some talk show about three years ago. She was incredibly nasal and whiny. She has a most unpleasant voice.
Oh man..you don’t know the whole story?
During Monicagate. MoDo was burning Bill’s behind so he sent in Mikey to chill her out. They had a very public affair. Immediately her columns became anti Starr. Once Modo was neutralized, Mikey dumped her. She has been bitter ever since.
That’s hilarious. :D Douglas a Special Presidential Ambassador to her heart.
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