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The GREEN Inaugural Ball (barf)
Environmental Working Group ^

Posted on 01/13/2009 9:05:49 AM PST by Sopater



Kick-off Barack Obama’s historic journey to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue at an environmentally-friendly pre-Inaugural celebration.

With millions of supporters expected to make their way to our Nation’s capital for the Inauguration, the impact of travel and the Inaugural celebrations on the environment is significant.

You can reduce your impact on our environment by choosing to attend The Green Ball. This fantastic event, including live entertainment on the main stage, is guaranteed to be an unforgettable evening.



CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR INAUGURAL BALL TICKETS!



TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: climatecycles; globalwarming; greens; inauguration; obama; obarf
Oh brother... What do you call that goat that is used to lead all of the sheep into the slaughter house?
1 posted on 01/13/2009 9:05:49 AM PST by Sopater
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To: Sopater

The Feel Good Party of the Year!!!

Come and Party With Everything You are Used to and be told that the Party is Carbon Neutral based on some bizzare calculation.

What a load of bull-you-know-what!!!


2 posted on 01/13/2009 9:07:33 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: Sopater
> Oh brother... What do you call that goat that is used to lead all of the sheep into the slaughter house?

hmmmmm... I give up. What do you call that goat that is used to lead all the sheep into the slaughter house?

(awaiting punchline!)

3 posted on 01/13/2009 9:14:35 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Sopater

> You can reduce your impact on our environment by choosing to attend The Green Ball.

Balls to that!


4 posted on 01/13/2009 9:15:54 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Sopater

ah, think I’ll pass


5 posted on 01/13/2009 9:18:13 AM PST by peace with honor
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To: Sopater

It resembles a toilet seat cover.....


6 posted on 01/13/2009 9:19:27 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sopater; All

Someone should take pictures to see what kind of cars the guests would arrive in for this party..


7 posted on 01/13/2009 9:20:40 AM PST by KevinDavis (Thomas Jefferson: A little rebellion now and then is a good thing)
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To: Sopater

It makes sense...green is the Muslim color.


8 posted on 01/13/2009 9:21:13 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Sopater

My house will be an Obama-free zone next Tuesday. I think I’ll schedule a colonoscopy since my wallet will be getting one anyway....


9 posted on 01/13/2009 9:23:26 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: DieHard the Hunter
Not really a punchline... It's calld the "Judas goat".

...a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared
The point is that it seem like the liberals have managed to market their environmental programs in such a way that people are eagerly following them into the slaughterhouse.
10 posted on 01/13/2009 9:23:28 AM PST by Sopater (I'm so sick of atheists shoving their religion in my face.)
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To: Sopater

They should call it the BROWN Inaugural Ball— for all of the brown nosing MSM reporters who helped elect this guy and who will continue to suck up to him after he is sworn in.


11 posted on 01/13/2009 9:25:16 AM PST by Welcome2thejungle
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To: The Bat Man

My thermometer says -10F right now. I’m tempted to burn a tire just to stay warm.


13 posted on 01/13/2009 9:28:06 AM PST by Sopater (I'm so sick of atheists shoving their religion in my face.)
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To: Sopater

Appropriate for 0bama seeing as green is the color of Islam....


14 posted on 01/13/2009 9:32:19 AM PST by G8 Diplomat (The Middle East: We put the OIL in TURMOIL!)
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To: Sopater

Riddle #2: Who is half white, half black, all red, and will soon have green balls?


15 posted on 01/13/2009 9:44:16 AM PST by Battle of Tours
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To: Sopater

What a load of manure, organic and environmentally correct of course.


16 posted on 01/13/2009 9:45:36 AM PST by amyjane
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To: DieHard the Hunter

it’s his belief that his green balls should be held every night...


17 posted on 01/13/2009 9:55:01 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Sopater

They could all better serve the environment if every one of them voluntarily buried themselves and ceased breathing. Think of the tremendous reduction in greenhouse gasses if each of their carbon footprints was reduced to zero.

But no, these selfish environmentalist bastards will not take the lead and will attend this ball thus continuing their breathing, farting and generally stinking up the environment for the rest of us.


18 posted on 01/13/2009 9:56:33 AM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: Sopater

The green ball. costs twice as much, delivers half the punch, be sure to have a sweater handy for the bare back gowns because the heat will be turned off. Bicycle valet parking available.

Nobody plays with Green balls! But this event may be real fun to play with.


19 posted on 01/13/2009 10:00:52 AM PST by o_zarkman44 (Since when is paying more, but getting less, considered Patriotic?)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

> it’s his belief that his green balls should be held every night...

(chuckle!) Tee-hee-hee! Good one!


20 posted on 01/13/2009 10:02:45 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Sopater; calcowgirl; Horusra; CygnusXI; Entrepreneur; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Genesis defender; ..
Quoting Mugatu "Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

 




Beam me to Planet Gore !

21 posted on 01/13/2009 10:46:50 AM PST by steelyourfaith
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