Skip to comments.What Chew You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
Posted on 01/20/2009 12:29:12 AM PST by DoughtyOne
You and I have been assured that January the 20th, 2009 is a day like no other. It's supposed to be a historic day. The promise of change is in the air. The individual to be sworn in to be the President of the United States is being cannonized by the media. This historic day changes everything, I am assured.
Tom Hanks is just thrilled. So are many other "beautiful people". HBO has devoted many hours to the Commander in Chief Elect. The red carpet is being rolled out by major media outlets, the Democrat party, the citizens of the United States who are going to be in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. Even my boys the Republicans are buying into this. Why Newt Gingrich stated today that he is quite happy with Obama's cabinet. With gadfly talking heads like this on your side, it's enough to make you want to give up the hope of ever returning this nation to sound policies. Don't trot out the name Gingrich to me anymore folks. Don't call me when you want donations to his cause. Don't quote me his rock solid comments. If he thinks Holder, Clinton, and others are just the type of people we need in the new President's cabinet, then he has ceased to be a viable go to guy for Conservatives. It's over Newt. And John, you may not know it, but your days in the Senate are numbered.
Martin Leuther King's vision is now reality. We have a Black man ready to take the oath of office. Blacks in America have arrived at the promised land, or so it goes. The President elect is asking for unity. All of a sudden unity is something akin to a citizen's duty. My how things have changed in the last few months.
You see, I watched these same people reject Presiden Bush since Tuesday, November 7th, 2000. The mention of unity by the left was outlawed over eight years ago. The "beautiful people" were more inclined to move out of the United States than rally behind the new president back then. They threw temper tantrums in November of 2000 and 2004. And they didn't cool off one bit in between elections. Bush was said to have stolen the election. He was hated from day one by every moonbat leftist in this nation, and they didn't regain their composure for eight full years. Take my word for it, they aren't going to find him any more human in the next few decades. They hate him at this very moment, and if he could be erased from tomorrow's festivities, it would make their day even more special, if that is humanly possible.
Euphoria has been shipped in to Washington, D.C. by the rail car full for months. Prior to that folks had stocked up before November 4th, 2008, hoping for a miracle from heaven, as they termed it. Now you can't find a partial 2 oz jar of the stuff on any shelf in the nation. And that's where reality hits this sugar coated moment right between the eyes. It is a false moment. It is a contrived moment. It is a moment that bears no more connection to reality than the claim that the moon is made of swiss cheese.
Martin Leuther King was never a big favorite of mine, however I do think he was exponentially more sincere and savvy than today's race baiting moonbats. It's my thought that King would see this moment for what it is. He would have been thrilled to see a young Black man being sworn in as President of the United States, but not this Black man. He would have been the first to support a qualified Black politician who had earned his way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. He would not have contenanced a poser, and make no mistake about it folks, shortly after noon tomorrow, the grand master poser of this whole United States will be worn in to be our new President.
Late yesterday evening I thought back to a time when another young Black man was capable of delivering lines on que. He was a success at winning people over. He was funny, engaging, a very famous talent for a period of time. And then as fast as he had risen, he was gone. Gary Coleman was his name. And the reason Gary came to mind last evening, is that Gary is every bit as qualified to be our President as the poser who will be taking the oath in a few short hours. Gary has no executive experience. Niether does our President Elect. Gary wasn't too good at managing his money, but then he didn't have people donating to his cause in the amounts our President Elect did. Gary would be much more popular today, if the media had covered for him like the MSM did for our President Elect when it came to personal relationships with terrorists, anti-Semites, and people who gifted him parcels of land.
Gary ran into some trouble over the years. Our new President will also run into trouble. What we will see is that even a Black man who can articulate, is not safe from the media who will tear him to shreds, even as they run cover for their chosen one over the next four years.
Unlike how my fellow leftists in the United States acted for the last eight years, I am going to hope that our new President does meet with success. I am hopeful that he will do the right things. I will support him when he does, and oppose him loudly when he doesn't. I will not hate him for eight years. I will not make hay off the actions of his daughters. I will abide by the same rules I abided by when it came to Chelsea Clinton, even though the leftists in our nation and specifically the leftist MSM in our nation treated the Bush twins with disrespect. I will treat them with respect despite the way the leftists and the MSM treated Governor Sarah Palin's children.
We are playing by two sets of rules in the United States these days. Conservatives try to remain consistant with the Founding Father's goals for this nation. The left tries to remain consistant with the Founding Principles of Vladimir Lenin. We tell the truth, and the media dismisses it as driven by vitrolic hatret. They advocate the tenets of the U.S. Constitution be eliminated, and demand unity under that effort.
Tomorrow is supposed to be a day of unity folks. And as long as we Conservatives go quietly into that cold winter's night, all will be peachy. If we dare point out that Gary Coleman is as qualified to be President as the new kid on the block, we'll be vilified. So much for the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. So much for this new President's familiarity with what that Constitutions stands for. So much for his understanding of protecting the states against invasion. So much for his protecting the states against terrorism, as his concerns run first to the safety of terrorists, and second to the safety of U.S. Citizens. So much for his understanding of free markets and capitalism. So much for his understanding of why redistribution of wealth is not a tenet of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, and is a tenet of Lenin. So much for him understanding that you don't give stature to terrorists by recognizing them and granting them access to world class leaders.
I suspect Gary Coleman might not get everything right that our new President is going to get wrong. In fact he might get everything wrong the new President will. And that is understandable, because neither of them are qualified. Neither of them have a clue what it takes to be a good community organizer, state senator, or senator of the United States that advocates for sound U.S. policy. Gary Coleman has nearly the exact same voting record in state and federal senates, because our new President hardly exercised his duty to vote on important matters. So Gary, brush up on your public speaking. That fact is, you have a chance in 2012, perhaps 2016.
If our nation survives eight or even four years of this new President, you should definately run in the primaries. The Democrats will love you. The MSM will love you. And if you should win, they'll throw you a party like none other and compare you to Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and almost but not quite the Messiah for all mankind.
It won't be quite as spactacular as the loonacy that is taking place today, because it would be almost impossible to make as big a fool out of youself as the MSM and major media players are today. Still, I'm sure they'd toss some support your way. It would have to be more support that Bush ever got from these Leninist pshycophants. Gary Coleman, President Elect! It has a nice ring to it. And when folks mention that I am wrong here, I'll just look them in the eye and ask, "What chew talkin' 'bout Willis?"
What a sad day for our nation this is. Affirmative action has finally reached the pinicle it was designed for. May God help us. Don't be confused. I'm talking about the real one. Sorry for the confusion moonbats.
Don’t blame me I voted for Pedro...
There he is... ;-)