Caption the Janet Napolitano (barf)

[dead]

I never knew you could hypnotize a panda.

[bigheadfred]

“I’m a clever teapot, yes it’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out”

[RSmithOpt]

So, McLAme!!! Where’s the freaking fence??!!!!!

[reagan_fanatic]

"So there I was, walking down the street, when I passed a guy painting a bench. When I told him he had missed a spot, he slapped me right in the forehead with his paint brush!"

[Nea Wood]

LOL!! That’s exactly what it looks like he’s saying!

[CIDKauf]

“I can tell how old you are by rubbing your teets”

[GSWarrior]

The lead singer for Concrete Blonde is the new Homeland Security director? She hasn’t aged very well.

[RoadKingSE]

"No, seriously. I was backstage at the Degeneres show and she comes in my dressing room and grabs me like this."

[DallasDeb]

She reminds me of Donna whatsherface—one of Clinton’s Secretary’s (not under his desk).

[DallasDeb]

Donna Shalala

Thank you.

[april15Bendovr]