Cello scrotum exposed!

CNN ^ | Jan. 28, 2009 | Unknown

[The_Media_never_lie]

LONDON, England (CNN) -- A medical ailment that has worried male members of string sections across the music world for over 30 years has been exposed as a hoax.

[The_Media_never_lie]

thank goodness!

[2banana]

Any news on Guitar Man Breast disease?

[Drango]

balls!

[anniegetyourgun]

It’s just a good thing that no one plays the hedge clippers.

[Vendome]

So I guess they were stringing us along?

[Texas Eagle]

Cello scrotum exposed!

Please! No prics!.....errrrr....pics!

[50cal Smokepole]

And no mention of bagpipes?

[Drango]

The MOST dangerous instrument!

[Squantos]

So do ya have to pay back all that disability money ya got Eeeeeek ?:o)

[Texas Eagle]

Nuts!

[Squantos]

LMAO ....now that was funny !

[SunkenCiv]

MANGLED GENITALS PING

False alarm.

[Texas Eagle]

What’s the latest on sax sacs?

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

only if he’s in the union and his vote is private

[Texas Eagle]

A medical ailment that has worried male members of string sections...

I'd heard that some male members had a mind of their own but I always thought that was just a saying.

[ChetNavVet]

And I thought I was stupid...

[Squantos]

Nope not Eaker then.......:o)

[Jet Jaguar]

You mean Piano-inguinal Node swelling is not real?

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Now there’s a headline you don’t see very often.

I was afraid to click on the link for fear of seeing a pic of an exposed cello-shaped scrotum.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Really slow day on CNN.

[Texas Eagle]

Next thing you know “piccolo peter” will be revealed as a sham.

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[Bob]

Who would have thought that a cello even had a scrotum to expose?

[DariusBane]

What is it about the word “Scrotum”. Scrotum, Scrotum, Scrotum... Never liked that word much. Don’t know why. Got one and do appreciate it’s finer genteel qualities. Mr. Scrotum is better than a baseball mitt cause it can hold two... Well anyway...

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

your comment to this recent post of mine is most interesting and i will say I completely do not understand what you are referring to, so pleas pony up with a small explanation:)

[Slings and Arrows]

[Squantos]

Eaker ain’t union !!

[PugetSoundSoldier]

Now if only they can figure out what causes the drummers of Spinal Tap to die!

[ReignOfError]

And no mention of bagpipes?

The bagpipes don't actually damage the genitals. They just chase away all the women, thus achieving much the same effect. However, there is little evidence to support the hypothesis that bagpipes were an early form of birth control.

[Dallas59]

[goat granny]

LOL Years ago when I was a sweet young married woman, I ask my husband “My God why does that dog lick his balls”. My husband smiled sweetly and said “because he can”

[Slings and Arrows]

Nice embouchure.

[Liberty Valance]

Roethlisberger!

[SIDENET]

That was disturbing.

[Swordmaker]

As an accordianist, I worried night and day about a common affliction among male accordianists... Bellows Squish.

The impact on female accordianists occurred a little higher up.

[neverdem]

thanks, bfl

[JRios1968]

The first ever FRick FRoll

[Eaker]

It’s not much $$$ as they base payment on size!

[Squantos]

Well I’m sorry ....I will ping ya again when they post the fiddle thread.....:o)

[Lady Jag]

THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD!

[FreeKeys]

[Titan Magroyne]

Funny thread!

[The_Media_never_lie]

Well I’m sorry ....I will ping ya again when they post the fiddle thread.....:o)

I am holding my breath. Hope there is no similar fiddle induced condition.