Posted on 02/05/2009 8:39:17 AM PST by TruthHound
A new Press Room has been set up behind the White House by the Øbama PR staff. The new area was hastily built specifically to demonstrate the complex workings of his new Stimulus Package.
Administration officials are quoted as saying that the special staging area cost about $2.8 billion to construct with Union personnel.
Insiders say the layout of the staging area are best suited to give the press corps the most accurate presentation of how the $1.2 trillion package was consumed by the Øbama team, digested by Congress, then squeezed out for public review.
Bwahahahahaha!
We’re all gonna die unless this Campaign Donor Payback bill is passed by Friday. These morons are so predictable. Where the hell are all of the adults!?!?
WC? White-Colored?
“Squeezed out”
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Accurate! But, Ewwwwwwwww.
I haven’t read the bill. Was my billion included? I promised Nancy, I would pay for lifetime face lifts and botox if she took care of biz.
LOL, is it in Kenya?
“WC? White-Colored?”
Water closet ... a Euro name for restrooms.
That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.
LOL! I like how there are two rows of box seats available to watch the uh festivities!
WC. Windows Closed (enter at your own risk).
( Dr Demento reference )
I’ve got my request in for the 5 billion I need to develop my new invention that might be able spin straw into gold. (I’m having trouble with that part). It’s also “environment-friendly.”
I thought he signed an executive order shutting down the “press room”...oh wait that was Guantanomo. Can they ask questions?
Stimulating indeed!
Yes, the journalists can pick freely from a list of approved questions.
In honor of the initiative by the government to reduce carbon footprints, I am foregoing a private jet in lieu of a time-share arrangement. Inconvenient, but we must all do our part.
nice ventilation system!
Doing a good job of poking fun at the press over the last three weeks.
“That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.”
For 2.8 BILLION, you can get union workers to build a a special staging area or you can go down to local 7-11 and hire a bunch of mexiacans to build it for a couple of grand and they’d throw in the landscaping.
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