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| You Are 80% Capitalist, 20% Socialist |
 You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough. However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need. |
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TGIF!
It seems that not a day goes by without Americans hearing about President Barack Obama’s nominations for cabinet positions who are nothing more than tax-and-spend liberals who don’t believe they should have to pay their “fair share” of taxes.
In fact, it seems the most liberal of our elected officials have trouble forking over their bucks to the US government including the man who is destined to head the Treasury Department and a House of Representatives stalwart who’s always demanding higher taxes.
Would the US government, the news media and the Justice Department be so understanding with non-political citizens? I think not.
In December 2005 and January 2006, I covered the federal trial of rock star Ronald Isley of the phenomenal Isley Brothers band. Below is one article I wrote for the now-defunct Conservative Voice with regard to his 26-year prison sentence. Apparently, the government and the news media were not so forgiving. Too bad, Isley didn’t volunteer to help the Democrat Party.
Jim Kouri,
( is currently fifth vice-president of the National Association of Chiefs of Police )
bkmk
HAPPY FRIDAY!
In the top 15,,,,wooooooohooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A
Sorry ladys, but this video is funny as “you know where”, and a perfect addition for Friday Silliness.
You Are 72% Capitalist, 28% Socialist
In general, you support a free economy and business interests.
You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough.
However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.
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If BHO makes a speech, it is important. Any speech to any one. Just ask Anderson Cooper.
I found it in the casino men's room....why?
When he told me to loose the glasses THAT'S where I drew the line...no matter what you've read.
I need some silliness today.....!
How do you like this one?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit ..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.
“Sometime this year, it’s possible that taxpayers will receive an additional Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?*
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?*
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?*
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?*
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?*
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs, it will go to India.
If you purchase heroin, it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan.
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY),or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.*
*Keep Smilin’
(Hmmm, skip the Bud Weiser unless you want to help Germans.)
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally n@ked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re n@ked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re n@ked!”
“Mike loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing,” he said. “What’s for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
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There are only 6 things you have to know about plumbing:
1. Hot is on the left,
2. Cold is on the right, and,
3. $h*t doesn’t flow uphill....
4. Keep your fingers out of your mouth.
5. Payday is Friday.
6. Rules 1 and 2 assume competence from the previous plumber. Not a safe assumption.