Caption 50's Housewife Britney Spears Baking a Pie (new video)

Oh No They Didn't ^

[Zuben Elgenubi]

“Taxi! Oh, Taxi! You want some pie?”

[Responsibility2nd]

Britney made that pie?

Is it American Pie??

Ooops. My bad.

[lewisglad]

Its such a shame how she turned out. Cleans up really nice...

[r9etb]

Cleans up really nice...

Yeah ... and in the process some liposuctionist just got another 500+ miles for his biodiesel car.

[lewisglad]

[r9etb]

Huh. In that pic, she looks like the love child of Katie Couric and Heath Ledger’s Joker.

[Responsibility2nd]

Ahhh. Cold weather always brings a little “nip” to the air.

She better close her legs. As we all know... she don’t wear nothing underneath her skirts and we wouldn’t want any other of her private parts getting cold either.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Ahhh. Cold weather always brings a little “nip” to the air."

What a shame that at her age they've already headed south for the winter.

[JRios1968]

[Caipirabob]

Hope she's careful when she turns around, someone could lose an eye.

[GQuagmire]

"Giggety,giggety.gig-a-dee!"

[PzLdr]

I’d pop her hood!

[Impy]

Yup.

Still not guilty.

[Roscoe Karns]

[BenLurkin]

“Toxic”

[Grizzled Bear]

Consider the image in the Movie “The Omen” and look at the last three digits on the house number in that photo.

Then, reflect on the fact that, while in the psycho ward, Britney wrote three sixes on her head with a marker.