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Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious
Gizmodo ^ | 12/5/08 | Jesus Diaz

Posted on 02/12/2009 9:29:10 AM PST by paulycy


(Excerpt) Read more at i.gizmodo.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: google; humanity; humor; people
A lot of FReepers don't like Google, but it can be amusing sometimes.

I tried entering the words in this picture/article myself and got exactly the same results. This works!

Read the whole article to see a list of amazing things that people actually "Ask Google."

1 posted on 02/12/2009 9:29:11 AM PST by paulycy
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To: paulycy

Sad to say, I have had personal or family experience with just about all of those issues.

Google is funny. People are funnier still. :)


2 posted on 02/12/2009 9:33:08 AM PST by cvq3842
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To: paulycy

3 posted on 02/12/2009 9:36:11 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: JRios1968

That one works, too! LOL!


4 posted on 02/12/2009 9:39:02 AM PST by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: paulycy

5 posted on 02/12/2009 9:46:08 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: JRios1968

You raff...you roos. ;)


6 posted on 02/12/2009 9:47:19 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: paulycy

Try typing in, “Barak Obama is”


7 posted on 02/12/2009 9:52:13 AM PST by villagerjoel ("Gun control is a prerequisite for genocide." - Unknown)
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To: paulycy
Fixed.
If Google didn't filter, that is :)


8 posted on 02/12/2009 9:54:42 AM PST by SparkyBass
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To: paulycy

“Google gives glimpse of legal struggles Christians face”...

http://www.goodnewsdaily.net/modules/news/article.php?storyid=10688


9 posted on 02/12/2009 9:56:34 AM PST by LikeLight (http://www.believersguidetolegalissues.com)
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To: paulycy

Google “top searches” is edited by google. Such “funny” returns (or political results) may have been manually manipulated.

In this instance, such listings generate traffic as people “go to check”.

They intially denied they edited the results, but they fessed up to it late last year.


10 posted on 02/12/2009 9:59:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: cvq3842

Muslims on Ask The Imam pretty much ask the same questions. Especially about farts.


11 posted on 02/12/2009 9:59:54 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: villagerjoel

12 posted on 02/12/2009 10:00:11 AM PST by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
You raff...you roos. ;)


13 posted on 02/12/2009 10:00:34 AM PST by whd23
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh my.


14 posted on 02/12/2009 10:00:43 AM PST by cvq3842
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To: a fool in paradise
such listings generate traffic as people “go to check”.

Ah well, if I've been a Useful Idiot at least I got a chuckle out of it.

15 posted on 02/12/2009 10:04:08 AM PST by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: paulycy

Put a space after the “is”


16 posted on 02/12/2009 10:12:38 AM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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To: paulycy
Thanks for sharing the screen shot.

I like the second to last one best. It sums things up very well. For example...

"Barak Obama is your bailout, your security, your mortgage payment, your racial reconciliation, your Mother, your savior,your new bicycle."

17 posted on 02/12/2009 10:13:49 AM PST by villagerjoel ("Gun control is a prerequisite for genocide." - Unknown)
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To: tx_eggman
Aha!


18 posted on 02/12/2009 10:17:18 AM PST by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: whd23; RushIsMyTeddyBear

19 posted on 02/12/2009 11:44:09 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: paulycy; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...

LOLOL!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2184157/posts?page=18#18


20 posted on 02/12/2009 6:35:45 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SunkenCiv

I feel better now. Yesterday was the 200th birthday of both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin. When I went on the Google homepage yesterday, they had a picture commemorating Darwin’s birthday, but not Lincoln’s.


21 posted on 02/13/2009 2:12:44 AM PST by Berosus (No more Kennedys, no more Clintons, no more Bushes, no more political dynasties. Deal?)
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To: Berosus

No surprise there, eh?


22 posted on 02/13/2009 3:56:08 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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