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The G.O.P.ís Funny Valentines
thecaucus.blogs.nytimes ^ | February 13, 2009 | Michael Falcone

Posted on 02/13/2009 7:45:45 PM PST by JoeProBono

It’s the eve of Valentine’s Day and the political operatives at the Republican National Committee are turning cupid’s arrow on the Democrats. G.O.P. ValentineGOPvalentine.com Tom Daschle, who withdrew last week as the nominee for Health and Human Services secretary, was the butt of a joke on a Valentine’s Day e-card from the Republican Party.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; gop; humor; rnc; valentines; valentinesday

Tom Daschle, who withdrew last week as the nominee for Health and Human Services secretary, was the butt of a joke on a Valentine’s Day e-card from the Republican Party.

1 posted on 02/13/2009 7:45:45 PM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono; lilycicero; bigheadfred; 4woodenboats
Wow, the Obamabots were out in full force in the comments section at the GOP link. Here's another funny one (probably from last year).


2 posted on 02/14/2009 7:47:44 AM PST by Girlene (Happy Valentine's Day)
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To: Girlene

3 posted on 02/14/2009 7:55:16 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: All

4 posted on 02/14/2009 7:56:42 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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6 posted on 02/14/2009 1:20:11 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SunkenCiv

Someone suggested I “be nice”. The above is the price ‘you’ pay for fame. Joiks like me taking petshots 27/7. :-)


7 posted on 02/14/2009 1:58:32 PM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: Girlene; lilycicero
Wow, the Obamabots were out in full force in the comments section at the GOP link

You ever get the feeling that the "journalist" solicited the comments 1st, wrote the article 2nd?

Just think of all those itty bitty nameless cubicles with all those itty bitty little thoughts just dying to have someone listen to them ~ why, it'd be absolutely cruel to ignore them, and besides, there's no telling what's on The Outside.

NYT 1st rule of reporting: if you didn't make it up yourself, why bother printing it?

Happy Valentines, Ladies

8 posted on 02/14/2009 3:20:40 PM PST by 4woodenboats (Biden predicted a disaster would happen when Omyazz got elected. He meant DAILY disasters.)
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To: 4woodenboats
Happy Valentine's Day, 4woodenboats


9 posted on 02/14/2009 3:44:54 PM PST by Girlene (Happy Valentine's Day)
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To: Girlene; 4woodenboats

Cupid is hunting you down.


10 posted on 02/14/2009 6:07:10 PM PST by lilycicero (Wooden it be nice???)
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To: bigheadfred

Is that her body, with the tat?

Either way her face kills it all for me.


11 posted on 02/14/2009 6:09:45 PM PST by Islaminaction
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To: Islaminaction

Naw, that body really does belong to a pole dancer.

And you know what a 2 bagger is, don’t ya?


12 posted on 02/14/2009 6:11:42 PM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: lilycicero

Happy Valentine’s day, Lily.


13 posted on 02/14/2009 6:15:49 PM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: bigheadfred

I have heard the expression, but I am not sure what it means.


14 posted on 02/14/2009 6:56:01 PM PST by Islaminaction
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To: JoeProBono

LOL!!!!!!


15 posted on 02/14/2009 6:56:52 PM PST by Islaminaction
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To: Islaminaction

That is where the girl is so ugly you have two brown paper bags, one for her, and one for you, just in case hers falls off.

Kind of like coyote ugly.


16 posted on 02/14/2009 6:59:32 PM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: JoeProBono
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17 posted on 02/14/2009 7:01:19 PM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: JoeProBono
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18 posted on 02/14/2009 7:03:31 PM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: JoeProBono
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19 posted on 02/14/2009 7:05:07 PM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: bigheadfred

LOL!!

No thanks I am not in the same class as Mrs. Obama who is NOW a proud American.


20 posted on 02/14/2009 7:09:46 PM PST by Islaminaction
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To: JoeProBono
“Hey, Democrats!”

“Betcha wish your VP was hot like me...”

21 posted on 02/14/2009 7:17:41 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Islaminaction
same class as Mrs. Obama

I would hope you would not ever sink so low

22 posted on 02/14/2009 7:25:48 PM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: Girlene; JoeProBono; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ...

OK, looks like the RNC CAN do something right! Credit where credit is due (and we need them to do a lot more things HARD RIGHT to really win my heart, but that's a topic for a different thread)...







Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners & Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!

(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....


Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).


Also pinging some singles and/or former singles! A cheerful heart doeth good like medicine.

23 posted on 02/14/2009 9:11:35 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Obama is the opiate of the asses!

Cheers!

24 posted on 02/14/2009 9:50:08 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


25 posted on 02/14/2009 10:24:46 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: bigheadfred

Happy Valentine’s Day BHF!


26 posted on 02/14/2009 10:42:00 PM PST by lilycicero
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To: bigheadfred

You’ve been watching my “Best Friend’s Girlfriend”..


27 posted on 02/15/2009 7:35:27 AM PST by lilycicero
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To: lilycicero

she used to be mine


28 posted on 02/15/2009 7:44:24 AM PST by bigheadfred (When I said I wanted some dark chocolate, that's not what I had in mind)
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To: Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; bigheadfred; 4woodenboats
You know, those of you who continually pick on this man** will have to eat a lot of crow when he presents a valid US Birth Certificate.

**I refer to our alleged POTUS, What'sisname.

29 posted on 02/15/2009 9:25:52 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
yeah,yeah,yeah, whatever.. in the meantime, you probably missed this...

Michelle

30 posted on 02/15/2009 9:31:21 AM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: grey_whiskers
Obama is the opiate of the asses!

Brevitas anima intelligentiae.

31 posted on 02/15/2009 10:01:41 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
Unfortunately, the online Latin-to-English translator I chose interpreted your remark as

Shortness breath intelligentiae.

Which I take to mean, "if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent."

Cheers!

32 posted on 02/15/2009 10:05:26 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
......if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent....

Although your translator is on the money, that remark is inconsistent with this thread. Try "Obama Oratory."

33 posted on 02/15/2009 10:36:52 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Kenny Bunk; Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; 4woodenboats; grey_whiskers
eating crow

I'm soooo glad. I thought all I had to look forward to was starvation....

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34 posted on 02/15/2009 11:54:32 AM PST by bigheadfred (FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
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To: bigheadfred

35 posted on 02/15/2009 12:59:57 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Kenny Bunk; bigheadfred

I’d eat a bag of Kibbles and Bits if he proved he was valid.


36 posted on 02/15/2009 1:13:28 PM PST by lilycicero (PS. As long as it's not Sheryl.)
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To: lilycicero

They’re delishus.


37 posted on 02/15/2009 2:22:25 PM PST by bigheadfred (Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
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To: bigheadfred

Wow, and now I can’t remember what you wrote...


38 posted on 02/15/2009 6:40:20 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Ahhhh...don’t hold your breath. was just the RNC trying to get FUNDS because so many Rep are so P-ed off now they are having trouble making money!


39 posted on 02/15/2009 6:57:26 PM PST by MountainFlower (There but by the grace of God go I.)
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To: bigheadfred; Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; 4woodenboats; grey_whiskers
Can't we all just get along?

None of youse VRWC is thinking of all those tour guides and taxi-drivers over there in Mombasa, Kenya. Those fellows are doing big business driving the turistas over to the Mombasa Hospital that is recognized as the birth place of SoetorotheSaviour.

Fuggedabout the "Natural Born" citizen stuff, OK? Can't youse guys see that harping on this obscure point of an ancient document like the Constitution is a lose-lose proposition? It could not only leave us one POTUS short of a load, but it could cost these Third World Tourist Wranglers $50-60 a week in lost revenues.

Can we live with a risk like that?

BTW Our POTUS ran on a platform of "Change," which means he gets to keep the change between what he raised in campaign contributions from only Allah knows where, and what he actually spent. I make it about $250 Million. Relax, OK? It's legal.

40 posted on 02/15/2009 7:25:54 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
"Can't we all just get along? "


41 posted on 02/15/2009 7:43:06 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping Spirit. I was gone over the weekend but did get a few Valentines in email, lol.


42 posted on 02/16/2009 12:47:13 PM PST by potlatch
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