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Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love
Cele|bitchy ^ | February 13, 2009 | Celebitchy

Posted on 02/14/2009 10:24:52 AM PST by EveningStar

Mickey Rourke was besieged by paparazzi last night, one of whom asked him “is it true you’re going out with Courtney Love?”...

Rourke said “I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”...

(Excerpt) Read more at celebitchy.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: courtneylove; gorilla; mickeyrourke; paparazzi
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1 posted on 02/14/2009 10:24:52 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

LOL!


2 posted on 02/14/2009 10:25:29 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: EveningStar

Wouldn’t you?

I mean, she cleans up okay when she makes the effort, but let’s face it...she crazy.


3 posted on 02/14/2009 10:26:21 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: EveningStar

Certainly hope he means a Female Gorilla, hate to think Mickey Rourke was Queer.


4 posted on 02/14/2009 10:26:50 AM PST by bray (The District of Corruption fits Obama like a Glove)
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To: bray

At that point I think you might be spliting hairs! :)


5 posted on 02/14/2009 10:27:56 AM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: EveningStar

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey


6 posted on 02/14/2009 10:30:30 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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7 posted on 02/14/2009 10:30:48 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

She never should have opted for the Helen Thomas beauty package at the spa back in 98.


8 posted on 02/14/2009 10:30:52 AM PST by mnehring
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To: EveningStar

As much of a nut that he is,why does he make more sense that 90% of the celebutards in Hollywood?


9 posted on 02/14/2009 10:31:54 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

10 posted on 02/14/2009 10:33:13 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: billorites
You do know for instance that in that song Mickey is Gay?

So come on and give it to me anyway you can

Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man

Oh please baby, please don't leave me in this jam Mickey


11 posted on 02/14/2009 10:36:57 AM PST by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: EveningStar

Sensible man.


12 posted on 02/14/2009 10:40:47 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
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To: Dallas59

Rode hard...


13 posted on 02/14/2009 10:50:06 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: usmcobra

I did not need to know that, now you ruined the song. Of course for years I thought Jimi Hendrix was saying “scuse me while I kiss a fly”. Funny how we mishear things.


14 posted on 02/14/2009 11:15:08 AM PST by ABN 505
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To: mnehrling

“She never should have opted for the Helen Thomas beauty package at the spa back in 98.”

Well having your husband blow his head off can do that to a person. To think I use to have a crush on her back in the Nirvana days. (Sigh)


15 posted on 02/14/2009 11:17:38 AM PST by neb52 (Currently Reading: Salt: A World History by Mark Kurlansky.)
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To: neb52

She started losing it before Kurt shot himself. She started getting that meth-head look pretty early. There where a few years where she could have gone the right way and been decent looking, but drugs really do take a toll.

BTW, for the record, I love her music when she was with Hole.


16 posted on 02/14/2009 11:19:43 AM PST by mnehring
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To: GQuagmire
As much of a nut that he is,why does he make more sense that 90% of the celebutards in Hollywood?

Because he is an honest celebutard, most are just as screwed up but try to act holier than thou. He is right out there and says, "I'm screwed up, don't emulate me, I don't know better."

17 posted on 02/14/2009 11:21:09 AM PST by mnehring
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To: stylecouncilor

Ping


18 posted on 02/14/2009 11:25:16 AM PST by windcliff
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To: EveningStar

19 posted on 02/14/2009 11:31:44 AM PST by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Crisis - America Held Hostage)
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To: neb52
“She never should have opted for the Helen Thomas beauty package at the spa back in 98.”

LOL!

20 posted on 02/14/2009 11:56:47 AM PST by Woebama
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To: EveningStar

Inter-species - does that include Democrats?


21 posted on 02/14/2009 11:58:39 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: billorites
Mickey - ape girl really misses you, but it's you're fault.

"You think you're a man
But you're only a boy
You think you're a man
You are only a toy
You think you're a man
But you just couldn't see
You weren't man enough to satisfy me"

22 posted on 02/14/2009 12:03:29 PM PST by Enterprise (A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: EveningStar
Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love

Who wouldn't???


23 posted on 02/14/2009 12:22:30 PM PST by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: billorites

hey! The Gorilla my dreams !


24 posted on 02/14/2009 1:42:26 PM PST by stylin19a (Obama - the ethical exception administration)
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To: ABN 505
I thought he was saying “scuse me while I kiss this guy"
25 posted on 02/14/2009 1:44:27 PM PST by stylin19a (Obama - the ethical exception administration)
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To: stylin19a; ABN 505

I always thought it was “scuse me while I kiss the sky”... at least, that’s what a friend and I found when we couldn’t decide and ended up looking in the liner notes of a CD it was on.


26 posted on 02/14/2009 6:37:26 PM PST by Hyzenthlay (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Hyzenthlay
you are right.
What I said was what I thought I had been hearing.( When I was a much youner man)

like the song “Secret Agent Man”
I thought it was “Secret Asian man”

Th song “Twisting The Night Away”
I thought he sang “He's dancing with the “chicken slacks” as opposed to “the chick in slacks.”

27 posted on 02/14/2009 6:45:15 PM PST by stylin19a (Obama - the ethical exception asterisk administration)
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To: ABN 505

like Credence Clearwater Revival singing “There’s a bathroom on the right”


28 posted on 02/14/2009 8:03:23 PM PST by tlb
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