Spring Break Swimsuit Guide: The Best Suits for Every Shape (OF COURSE there are pictures)

Fox News ^ | March 3, 2009 | Sabrina Newman

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Spring break is coming up, which means it's time to invest in a sexy new swimsuit.

If you’re Jessica Alba, you can get away with just about anything. But if you’re not, we’ve got some great advice to make this year the best spring break beach experience ever.

Yes, going to the gym and toning up is important because swimsuits, by virtue of their form and function, tend to leave little to the imagination.

More important, however, is learning which swimsuits work best for your body type. Cuts, shapes, fabrics, prints can have a major impact on how your beach-bod looks, so it's important to be well informed before you buy so you get it right! No matter what your problem area, there's a style that's perfect for you.

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My apologies for severely editing this essential article....this was done in order to remain in compliance with Free Republic rules pertaining to the posting of articles from Fox News.  Please click on the main article link to read the full story. (no more pics there, FYI)

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Knowing the tremendous dedication that many FReepers have to fashion and in assuring that young ladies are properly attired in ways that do not restrict their movements in any way, additional swimwear recommendations from readers (and accompanying photos) are encouraged.  I'm sure that we can all agree that it would be absolutely dreadful for our young American ladies to go on their Spring Break without appropriate apparel for the occasion.

Astute, fashion-conscious and eclectic readers may also find these recent, essential hard-news FR threads to be of interest:

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In photos 'South Africa Miss World' (Beachwear competition 2008)

 

 

 

 

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‘ahem’

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Let’s get it on.[off]

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Just in case you may be tired of your browser's current homepage....this one provides convenient links to many popular sites.

 

Daily Bikini Start Page - The Daily Bikini Models, bikini babes, pics and pictures. Great links and girls in sexy teeny Bikinis!

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Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! Court is now in session!

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Thank you very much for pinging your list  :-)

 

[21twelve]

“Let’s get it on.[off]”

Reminds me of my father-in-law (RIP). Out shopping he would always say to anyone that would listen “Oh look. Women’s clothing half-off! Let’s go in there!”

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NOT GUILTY!

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Nice.

Here's one from his era. This pic actually got removed a while back so, shhhhhhh!

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“Not Guilty” ping!

[Redbob]

"If you’re Jessica Alba, you can get away with just about anything."

Or nothing.

Nothing works for me!

[Freedom2specul8]

U always crack me up LoL

[Slings and Arrows]

Justice is no laughing matter. ;^)

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

I didn't like any of those suits.

And those models are anorexic - seriously, how can they sell anorexic fashions to a nation of people who are so obese they all have guts hanging over their belts?

Have you been on a college campus lately?

The coeds all look like John Candy.

[Chunga]

The coeds all look like John Candy.

They all have monobrows? Ewww!

[Rummyfan]

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

Seriously, dude - if you haven't driven around a high school or college campus lately, then you'd be shocked at how obese the teenaged/twentyish girls are nowadays.

It's particularly disgusting when they wear those tight little bare midriff shirts, and in front they have that stomach paunch which hangs over their belts, and from behind, when they bend over, you can see the tramp stamp just above their cracks.

Gag me.

[Chunga]

But they’ve got good personalities.

[VeniVidiVici]

This one is hot with the murdering senator set:

[GQuagmire]

have that stomach paunch which hangs over their belts...


AKA "Muffin Top"