Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Barack Hussein Obama
Q: What do you call a building full of Obama supporters?
A:Federal Prison.
Q: Capitalism has many problems, Obamunism will prove to have only three. What are they?
A: Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner
George Clooney recently met with President Barack Hussein Obama in the White House.
The noted foreign policy expert was advising President Obama on Darfur, when he told him, "Mr. President... just last week, 3 Brazilian missionaries were killed in Darfur."
Obama suddenly became quiet and his eyes quickly scanned the room looking for a teleprompter so he could reply quickly - to no effect.
He had an uncharacteristically concerned look on his face.
He quietly asked an aide "How many is 3 Brazillion?"