Caption Michelle Obama and Oprah

me ^ | 3/9/09 | me

[omega4179]

Oprah: OMG She’s wearing sleeves at last!

[shezza]

Photoshop is the miracle diet pill.

[redstates4ever]

But what about that plastic belt??

[pvoce]

Is it just me, or does Oprah look more and more like Ogra from ‘The Dark Crystal’?

[Dr. Ursus]

Moving on up to the West Wing!

[icwhatudo]

“The answer sister, is to squish Reggie Love out of the picture like this”.

[Red in Blue PA]

Imagine Michael Moore standing next to the Washington Monument. He appears small. Same here.

[redstates4ever]

Ogra - LOL

Michelle looks 'plastic', and like she has about a half pound of makeup trowled on.

[Ann Archy]

oprah...”I MADE you, Omarosa”.

[autumnraine]

They are REALLY pushing this Jackie O thing.

[motor_racer]

“Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!”

[pnh102]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[FastCoyote]

Stupid White women put us both in power. Now we are going to flush ALL their money down the toidy and make them feel guilty to boot.

[Lizavetta]

What an odd picture.

1. Michelle Obama's cheekbones look photoshopped augmented.

2. Oprah, whose magazine covers featuring herself are mega airbrushed and photoshopped, has allowed herself to look much shorter and much dumpier than Michelle. Why?

3. The First Lady of the United States of America is wearing a see-through plastic belt that looks like it came from the Dollar Tree.

No wonder I drink.

[Doogle]

[2rightsleftcoast]

As the msm is pushing Michelle on us 24/7, does anyone know how well all these issues are doing with her on the cover ?
The left doesn’t even support their boring leftest talk shows, do they buy magazines?

[bluedressman]

Michelle: “That dress is the exact color we are going to paint the East Room.”

[Revolting cat!]

Naw, no Photoshop! If it were Photoshop they woulda made Opretta taller, doncha think?

[TornadoAlley3]

[kara2008]

Michelle: No one will be able to afford to buy your magazine, let alone advertise in it much longer! My husband is doing an excellent job at destroying the capitalist system and the middle class in the US!

Oprah: How exciting! I will have the pleasure of watching ad revenue and circulation go to ZERO and bankrupt this rag all thanks to the One! Now, that’s hope and change you can believe in!

[Roscoe Karns]

[Beloved Levinite]

Love it!

[Guenevere]

Photoshop/airbrush..is the miracle diet pill.

[Free ThinkerNY]

LOL!!!

[wtc911]

Two fugly broads walk into a bar....

[GOP_Thug_Mom]

Michelle: "okay, can we do this again? I can't stop laughing (at all the fools who put us here...)"

Oprah: (thinking)"I hope we can get a better take than this!" (obviously---NOT!)

[Doctor Raoul]

OPRAH = First Black Barney (CUE: “I love you, you love me...)

[Sir Clancelot]

This picture has been touched up in a major way. That’s a skinny picture of Oprah. And it looks like Michelle was photoshopped in. Michelle has been made smaller also. In this picture she is more proportioned than she is in real life. Her hips are much wider in real life. But of course, the magazine is Oprah’s magazine, so she’ll say she can do anything she wants.

[Sir Clancelot]

This picture has been touched up in a major way. That’s a skinny picture of Oprah. And it looks like Michelle was photoshopped in. Michelle has been made smaller also. In this picture she is more proportioned than she is in real life. Her hips are much wider in real life. But of course, the magazine is Oprah’s magazine, so she’ll say she can do anything she wants.

[Eaker]

So bustles are in again?

[GOP_Thug_Mom]

OR...

Michelle:"This is MY space".

Oprah (thinking): "She thinks she has more power than I do. My gosh! Maybe she DOES! She scares me!"

[mkjessup]

Just a little touchup and conversion to black and white, after all, we live in a world of black and white, true?

[Peanut Gallery]

heheh...

[Chode]

good one... makes her look like she has Madonna arms

[Roscoe Karns]

[MinuteGal]

Airbrushing is used on all magazine cover models today, particularly on waistlines. It's obvious here. It's been going on for a long time now. Get used to it.

Leni

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Hey, Oprah...do our butts look big in these?

Oh, shaddup you big bicep beatch! Of course our fannies look big...who you lyin' to "wide load"?

[BunnySlippers]

... and a clear plastic belt. Sigh ...

[oust the louse]

dumb azz and fat azz which is which?....

[BunnySlippers]

Oprah’s on the outs with Michelle so she had her Photoshop minions make Michelle bigger and taller. For this issue anyway.

[Born Conservative]

At first I thought it said “Michelle Obama’s Brand New WIFE”.

[Veto!]

shorter and much dumpier than Michelle. Why?

Because she is?

[aruanan]

Oprah: Haggard looking
Michelle: Looks like an illustration from a Watchtower publication.
Both: Look like Madame Tussaud's first approximation.

[mikrofon]

O: “Shelley, honey — you sure these isometrics ‘ll give me big guns like yours?”

M: “That and some steroids, girlfriend...”

[Melian]

I agree! They both look very strange. Too much photoshopping.

Oprah's head looks too small for her large body. And I think you're right about Michelle's cheekbones. The plastic belt causes one to remember just how “plastic” our First Lady is. Not a wise choice!

I also think she's too short waisted to wear a belt like that. It's up a bit too high. And what's with the June Cleaver dress Oprah has on?

All the money and influence in the world and they look like they came from the local five and dime.

[Lizavetta]

shorter and much dumpier than Michelle. Why?

Because she is?

Why didn't she photoshop it so they're roughly the same height? Oprah's not above changing the way she looks. Every issue of that stupid magazine has her looking quite different from what she really looks like.

[ken21]

i liked anne coulter’s line:

oprah’s the head of the democrat party.

[aruanan]

oprah’s the head of the democrat party.

Who's the ass?

[BigSkyVic]

Gee whiz, MO looks like a AfroAmerican Barbie doll in that picture...maybe its the plastic belt...