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Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]
The Australian ^ | 3/12/09

Posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ballone; blazingsaddles; cartman; downunder; gelding; jakartabeforehorse; nightmare; onestrikeoneball; ouch; pony; scotttenorman; whenanimalsattack; whenfreaksattack; whoa; wiener; wtf
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1 posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

In all truthfulness, the guy wasn’t a freak until after the attack...


2 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:41 PM PDT by counterpunch (Kenya has two presidents. America has Zero.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So now I have an image of a hose and a monkey sitting together in a prison cell.

“So, what are ya in for?”


3 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Polcie believe that the horse was insane and had no accomplices, a hypothesis known as the "lone nut" theory.


4 posted on 03/13/2009 7:46:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: cripplecreek

Make that a horse.


5 posted on 03/13/2009 7:46:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: cripplecreek
“Damn, I'm glad we ain't in Connecticut!”
6 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve had worse.


7 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:33 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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To: Slings and Arrows

> A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

That was a ballsy move. Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?


8 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:41 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s a feed bag joke in here somewhere.


9 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:58 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?


10 posted on 03/13/2009 7:48:21 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NUT!


11 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:00 PM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: max americana

“Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?”

No....she just works for tips....


12 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:22 PM PDT by G Larry (Obama's plan = "STEALING FROM THOSE WHO CREATE THE JOBS!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Last night it was a monkey killing the boss with a coconut and tonight it’s a horse practicing proactive eugenics.

And so it begins.


13 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: rabscuttle385
Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?

Nuts!

14 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Scott Tenorman?


15 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:22 PM PDT by chasio649
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To: Slings and Arrows

Make the bad story go away
16 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:40 PM PDT by MaxMax (RINO=RAT!)
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To: chasio649; EveningStar

Ahh you beat me to it.


17 posted on 03/13/2009 7:52:01 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows

18 posted on 03/13/2009 7:54:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: chasio649; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

19 posted on 03/13/2009 7:55:14 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

"You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din."

20 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:12 PM PDT by HoosierHawk (Democrats - Looting American citizens for generations to come.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Only one? Well, at least he didn’t make a pig out of himself.

Poor guy needs to try apples or sugar lumps next time.


21 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:46 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Short horse or tall man? I want to see the math.


22 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:39 PM PDT by This_far
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I once fought for 2 days with an arrow through my testicle"


23 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:43 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: rabscuttle385

Nice ;)


24 posted on 03/13/2009 8:04:10 PM PDT by chasio649
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; Impy

So wrong.


25 posted on 03/13/2009 8:05:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Moral of the story:

Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.


26 posted on 03/13/2009 8:07:16 PM PDT by George Smiley (They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. They're eating it straight out of the packet.)
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To: George Smiley
Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.

I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.

27 posted on 03/13/2009 8:09:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

Does the horse do parties ?


28 posted on 03/13/2009 8:09:57 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Does the horse do parties ?

Only at The White House with empty suits.

29 posted on 03/13/2009 8:10:42 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385
No, no. Horse, not whores.
30 posted on 03/13/2009 8:12:44 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like one of the damned (literally?) nags they always try to foist off on me at riding stables.


31 posted on 03/13/2009 8:16:25 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: cripplecreek

I been through the fire on a hose with no knobs....


32 posted on 03/13/2009 8:18:51 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Snurple

Instead of fighting with it, why didn’tyou just remove it?


33 posted on 03/13/2009 8:21:39 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: rabscuttle385

Clinton? I was thinking of Prince Charles!


34 posted on 03/13/2009 8:22:44 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: cripplecreek

The hose served as a better image.


35 posted on 03/13/2009 8:22:56 PM PDT by ShandaLear (Where's My Stuff???!!!)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Most of the time it’s humans making Geldings out of Stallions, Not the opposite


36 posted on 03/13/2009 8:23:18 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Allegra; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
MANGLED GENITALS PING

37 posted on 03/13/2009 8:24:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Venturer; cripplecreek

Now that he’s a soprano, he just sitts around singing, “I’m just a hose in a gelded age”.


38 posted on 03/13/2009 8:27:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past

Time to cut off the head and hooves and stuff the freezer with "elk"

39 posted on 03/13/2009 8:29:58 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: martin_fierro

Gives a whole new meaning to “feedbag”.


40 posted on 03/13/2009 8:39:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Tis but a flesh wound...


41 posted on 03/13/2009 8:41:50 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand...


42 posted on 03/13/2009 8:42:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: rabscuttle385

“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then. “

So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica?


43 posted on 03/13/2009 8:45:40 PM PDT by cpdiii (roughneck, oilfield trash and proud of it, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, iconoclast.)
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To: martin_fierro

I can’t believe there is actually a Mangled Genitals Ping List... and I don’t think I want to be on it :>)


44 posted on 03/13/2009 10:21:31 PM PDT by irishtenor (What if Pro Wrestling is real and all the rest of life is fake?)
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To: ApplegateRanch

LOL loved that song


45 posted on 03/13/2009 10:38:04 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Ouch.


46 posted on 03/13/2009 10:39:25 PM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: cpdiii; rabscuttle385
“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.“ So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica? Far as teeth I don't see Hillary as a proximate danger. Fingernails, however...
47 posted on 03/13/2009 11:17:39 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8RqAQBB-Q


48 posted on 03/14/2009 8:35:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

OK, that was surreal.


49 posted on 03/14/2009 9:29:39 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The horse knows: no guts, no nuts!


50 posted on 03/14/2009 10:07:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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