Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]

The Australian ^ | 3/12/09

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AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

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This story found by nickcarraway. Thanks, I think.

[counterpunch]

In all truthfulness, the guy wasn’t a freak until after the attack...

[cripplecreek]

So now I have an image of a hose and a monkey sitting together in a prison cell.

“So, what are ya in for?”

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Polcie believe that the horse was insane and had no accomplices, a hypothesis known as the "lone nut" theory.

[cripplecreek]

Make that a horse.

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“Damn, I'm glad we ain't in Connecticut!”

[ClearCase_guy]

I’ve had worse.

[max americana]

> A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

That was a ballsy move. Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?

[Jaxter]

There’s a feed bag joke in here somewhere.

[rabscuttle385]

Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?

[shove_it]

NUT!

[G Larry]

“Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?”

No....she just works for tips....

[cripplecreek]

Last night it was a monkey killing the boss with a coconut and tonight it’s a horse practicing proactive eugenics.

And so it begins.

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Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?

Nuts!

[chasio649]

Scott Tenorman?

[MaxMax]

Make the bad story go away

[rabscuttle385]

Ahh you beat me to it.

[JoeProBono]

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[HoosierHawk]

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

"You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din."

[Gator113]

Only one? Well, at least he didn’t make a pig out of himself.

Poor guy needs to try apples or sugar lumps next time.

[This_far]

Short horse or tall man? I want to see the math.

[Snurple]

"I once fought for 2 days with an arrow through my testicle"

[chasio649]

Nice ;)

[rabscuttle385]

So wrong.

[George Smiley]

Moral of the story:

Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.

[rabscuttle385]

Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.

I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Does the horse do parties ?

[rabscuttle385]

Does the horse do parties ?

Only at The White House with empty suits.

[fieldmarshaldj]

No, no. Horse, not whores.

[ApplegateRanch]

Sounds like one of the damned (literally?) nags they always try to foist off on me at riding stables.

[ApplegateRanch]

I been through the fire on a hose with no knobs....

[ApplegateRanch]

Instead of fighting with it, why didn’tyou just remove it?

[ApplegateRanch]

Clinton? I was thinking of Prince Charles!

[ShandaLear]

The hose served as a better image.

[Venturer]

Most of the time it’s humans making Geldings out of Stallions, Not the opposite

[martin_fierro]

MANGLED GENITALS PING

[ApplegateRanch]

Now that he’s a soprano, he just sitts around singing, “I’m just a hose in a gelded age”.

[going hot]

The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past

Time to cut off the head and hooves and stuff the freezer with "elk"

[SunkenCiv]

Gives a whole new meaning to “feedbag”.

[JRios1968]

Tis but a flesh wound...

[JRios1968]

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand...

[cpdiii]

“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then. “

So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica?

[irishtenor]

I can’t believe there is actually a Mangled Genitals Ping List... and I don’t think I want to be on it :>)

[goat granny]

LOL loved that song

[Allegra]

Ouch.

[Titan Magroyne]

“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.“ So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica? Far as teeth I don't see Hillary as a proximate danger. Fingernails, however...

[Trillian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8RqAQBB-Q

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OK, that was surreal.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The horse knows: no guts, no nuts!