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Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]
The Australian ^ | 3/12/09

Posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ballone; blazingsaddles; cartman; downunder; gelding; jakartabeforehorse; nightmare; onestrikeoneball; ouch; pony; scotttenorman; whenanimalsattack; whenfreaksattack; whoa; wiener; wtf
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To: Slings and Arrows

Tis but a flesh wound...


41 posted on 03/13/2009 8:41:50 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand...


42 posted on 03/13/2009 8:42:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: rabscuttle385

“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then. “

So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica?


43 posted on 03/13/2009 8:45:40 PM PDT by cpdiii (roughneck, oilfield trash and proud of it, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, iconoclast.)
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To: martin_fierro

I can’t believe there is actually a Mangled Genitals Ping List... and I don’t think I want to be on it :>)


44 posted on 03/13/2009 10:21:31 PM PDT by irishtenor (What if Pro Wrestling is real and all the rest of life is fake?)
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To: ApplegateRanch

LOL loved that song


45 posted on 03/13/2009 10:38:04 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Ouch.


46 posted on 03/13/2009 10:39:25 PM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: cpdiii; rabscuttle385
“I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.“ So many horses and so little time, did you mean Hillary or Monica? Far as teeth I don't see Hillary as a proximate danger. Fingernails, however...
47 posted on 03/13/2009 11:17:39 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8RqAQBB-Q


48 posted on 03/14/2009 8:35:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

OK, that was surreal.


49 posted on 03/14/2009 9:29:39 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The horse knows: no guts, no nuts!


50 posted on 03/14/2009 10:07:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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To: cripplecreek
Last night it was a monkey killing the boss with a coconut and tonight it’s a horse practicing proactive eugenics.

And here Alfred Hitchcock was thinking that it would be birds...

51 posted on 03/14/2009 10:08:12 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heh-heh-heh!
Our equine cousins follow their orders well!
We shall let them have the men and keep the sisters for ourselves!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

52 posted on 03/14/2009 10:22:13 AM PDT by uglybiker (AAAAAAH!!! I'm covered in BEES!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless of course it’s a talking horse..”


53 posted on 03/14/2009 11:22:35 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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