"My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker!"
1 posted on
03/18/2009 2:42:24 PM PDT by
Parody
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To: Parody
He duty is to stake out by the river in a van.
2 posted on
03/18/2009 2:43:56 PM PDT by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: Parody
His duty is to stake out by the river in a van.
3 posted on
03/18/2009 2:44:08 PM PDT by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: Parody
Stick him on foot patrol. Make him walk himself back into shape.
4 posted on
03/18/2009 2:44:51 PM PDT by
mnehring
To: Parody
Seriously, what would happen if this guy had to get in a foot chase with a perp and had a heart attack on the street?
Political correctness jumped the shark a looooooooong time ago, but this is ridiculous! Desk duty I can see, but on the streets? The bad guys must be cracking up!
5 posted on
03/18/2009 2:45:09 PM PDT by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
To: Parody
I’d put him back on the street alright, walking a beat.
7 posted on
03/18/2009 2:46:03 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Parody
yeah, this is the guy i want next to me when things go bad.
i wonder why he was sent back to patrol.
11 posted on
03/18/2009 2:48:42 PM PDT by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Parody
excuse me mom & dad my eyes don’t work so well . . . is that william shakespeare?
12 posted on
03/18/2009 2:48:57 PM PDT by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(If Benito Mussolini was IL DUCE, Barack Obama is ILL DOUCHE!)
To: Parody
I’m not fat, I’m big boned.
13 posted on
03/18/2009 2:49:33 PM PDT by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Parody
Parent was fired in 2007, after an internal investigation determined that he had not maintained a “high level of physical, mental and emotional conditioning.” Based on this standard, I suspect there are a lot of officers who should also be fired even if they aren't as obese as this guy.
I suspect his reassignment to road patrol was a pretext to get rid of him. 5'9" and 300#s is way to much for a patrol officer, but shouldn't keep him from performing as a detective.
To: Parody
Centainly that is a weighty matter now off his mind!
16 posted on
03/18/2009 2:50:40 PM PDT by
2harddrive
(...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
To: Parody
Tip top shape.
17 posted on
03/18/2009 2:51:05 PM PDT by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Parody
Perhaps he could be Director of Midnight Basketball for the Hussein regime?
18 posted on
03/18/2009 2:51:47 PM PDT by
2harddrive
(...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
To: Parody
"more than 25 years, mostly as a detective, but had been reassigned to road patrol"
In other words he realllllllllllly screwed the pooch on something. Me wonders what that was?????
20 posted on
03/18/2009 2:52:21 PM PDT by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Parody
He looks a lot like this willowy former golfer...
22 posted on
03/18/2009 3:01:14 PM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
To: Parody
He should just move to Texas and he would fit right in.
To: Parody
They can use him for roadblocks!
30 posted on
03/18/2009 3:13:14 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Parody
He didn’t get that fat overnight, and he’s been with them for over 25 years.
All police depts have a fitness policy, yet how many time do we see a huge police officer? I know of one personally, bigger than this guy.
So, something smells like BS to me, in this case.
I’m not qualified to say whether he is fit enough to perform his duties, but, if not, maybe they should transfer him to desk duty and put him on a fitness program.
31 posted on
03/18/2009 3:14:57 PM PDT by
papasmurf
(Trow da' bum out!)
To: Parody
At least all the Nebraska “Dunkin’ Donuts” shops will be safe.t
38 posted on
03/18/2009 3:26:43 PM PDT by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: Parody
"Now that I have my job back it's time to get some donuts."
42 posted on
03/18/2009 3:56:40 PM PDT by
sniper63
(Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
To: Parody
I think I got pulled over for a traffic stop by this cop. I tried to get around to his good side, but I ran out of gas.
44 posted on
03/18/2009 4:30:47 PM PDT by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
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