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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^ | March 19, 2009

Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Oceana County.

(Excerpt) Read more at wwmt.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: shrinkage
Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for the bare facts.
1 posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.


2 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:19 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.

YA THINK?!


3 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked poodle attack ping?


4 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:52 PM PDT by Frogtacos (When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Isn’t it a bit chilly in Michigan for nude walking?


5 posted on 03/19/2009 12:31:16 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A poodle? Jeepers.


6 posted on 03/19/2009 12:31:48 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: VRWCmember

Add in the chill of March in Michigan...


7 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:28 PM PDT by VRWCtaz (Things change. Change changes change. Spare change?)
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To: b4its2late
A poodle? Jeepers.

Some men have no shame.

8 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:32 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
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To: nuconvert

Talk about shrinkage.


9 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:47 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Attack Poodles work better when their master is naked. They get nervous.


10 posted on 03/19/2009 12:33:39 PM PDT by c21sac (Live,Love & eat sushi)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I thought it was the "naked woman assaults dog" story again
11 posted on 03/19/2009 12:33:56 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: Slings and Arrows

Walking a cute dog is always guaranteed to attract women.


12 posted on 03/19/2009 12:34:11 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: VRWCtaz

Yikes. Tell them about the shrinkage Jerry!


13 posted on 03/19/2009 12:34:32 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast tells the Ludington Daily News the boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility Monday."

Yup...no doubt what my mother-in-law, God rest her dear soul, used to call the "bug house"!

14 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:27 PM PDT by Kolokotronis (Christ is Risen, and you, o death, are annihilated!)
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To: VRWCmember

15 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: VRWCmember

“You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.”

Or a lot of substances in your bloodstream.


16 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:53 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Hitler was a great speaker too, and HE didn't need a teleprompter.)
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*


17 posted on 03/19/2009 12:36:35 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: OB1kNOb

LOL


18 posted on 03/19/2009 12:37:07 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

Got a link?


19 posted on 03/19/2009 12:38:28 PM PDT by wolfcreek (There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

Not guilty!


20 posted on 03/19/2009 12:39:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte

There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.


21 posted on 03/19/2009 12:40:20 PM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: c21sac

I guess you never owned a standard Poodle.
They are hunters, and do not mess with them.


22 posted on 03/19/2009 12:41:26 PM PDT by SOLTC
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To: wolfcreek; Slings and Arrows

you don’t want to know. it got zotted, put it that way.


23 posted on 03/19/2009 12:41:45 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: LottieDah
Talk about shrinkage.

Not really. A fourteen year old has a constant hard on.. (I did anyway) Blue Steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.

24 posted on 03/19/2009 12:42:08 PM PDT by GUNGAGALUNGA
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To: Slings and Arrows
Youse gize iz all sqaur.


25 posted on 03/19/2009 12:42:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty.


26 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:05 PM PDT by Frogtacos (When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL. I was trying to find a pic of Steve Martin from The Jerk, when he went running after his girlfriend straight out of the bathtub and picked up his dog and the neighbor’s dog to cover himself.


27 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:36 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Frogtacos
There once was a boy with a poodle
Who was just out airing his noodle
When a women screamed
Of this I have dreamed
And took a long lascivious oogle
28 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:55 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Slings and Arrows
OOOOooooo, wrinkly!
29 posted on 03/19/2009 12:46:19 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
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To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.

Please don't show me the data you used to reach this conclusion.

30 posted on 03/19/2009 12:46:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it a pointer?


31 posted on 03/19/2009 12:47:41 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth consuming jpgs since 2000.)
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To: Frogtacos
That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty.

If you were a demorat you couldn't spell "mental cruelty."

32 posted on 03/19/2009 12:48:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

March Madness in Michigan. Who’da thought?


33 posted on 03/19/2009 12:48:31 PM PDT by MountainDad
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To: VRWCmember
You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.

+++

I reckon it was a standard poodle. They're quite big. But odd story regardless.
34 posted on 03/19/2009 12:49:18 PM PDT by mlizzy
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To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.

You would know!

35 posted on 03/19/2009 1:00:54 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: GUNGAGALUNGA

All men are created equal in cold weather.


36 posted on 03/19/2009 1:14:18 PM PDT by p. henry
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To: p. henry
All men are created equal in cold weather.

I hate getting out of the shower in the winter time. Talk about MANGINA. LOL!!

37 posted on 03/19/2009 1:34:30 PM PDT by GUNGAGALUNGA
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To: Kolokotronis

Or the wacko basket.


38 posted on 03/19/2009 1:54:24 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I feel assaulted just reading the story.....


39 posted on 03/19/2009 2:25:37 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: VRWCmember

I always wear a hat and black socks with sandals when I walk my Lab.


40 posted on 03/19/2009 4:08:39 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mast says, “The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.”

Brains surgeon alert. How very perceptive of her.


41 posted on 03/19/2009 4:15:58 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She was unfazed by his nudity, but when she saw the vaguely threatening poodle, she knew something was wrong.


42 posted on 03/19/2009 5:16:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: SOLTC

“I guess you never owned a standard Poodle.
They are hunters, and do not mess with them.”

OK, I wont. Thanks for the advise. BTW, Do Poodles taste good?


43 posted on 03/19/2009 5:30:48 PM PDT by c21sac (Live,Love & eat sushi)
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To: Kolokotronis

Did he get the poodle from the nuthouse ?


44 posted on 03/19/2009 5:36:43 PM PDT by lucias_clay (Its times like this I'm glad I'm a whig.)
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To: martin_fierro
a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle
At least it wasn't an Irish Setter.
45 posted on 03/19/2009 7:57:05 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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It’s like the Son of Sam all over again.


46 posted on 03/19/2009 7:58:13 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOBODY has asked the important question!!! What kind of clip did the poodle have?????

Sorry, late night dog groomer humor.


47 posted on 03/19/2009 11:01:04 PM PDT by BruceysMom
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To: BruceysMom
What kind of clip did the poodle have?????

I'm not even sure it was a magazine-fed poodle. ;^)

48 posted on 03/19/2009 11:36:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Captain Obvious was working overtime on that one.


49 posted on 03/19/2009 11:37:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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