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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^
| March 19, 2009
Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Oceana County.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: shrinkage
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Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for the bare facts.
To: Slings and Arrows
You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.YA THINK?!
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:30:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
Naked poodle attack ping?
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:30:52 PM PDT
by
Frogtacos
(When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Isn’t it a bit chilly in Michigan for nude walking?
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:31:16 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:31:48 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: VRWCmember
Add in the chill of March in Michigan...
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:32:28 PM PDT
by
VRWCtaz
(Things change. Change changes change. Spare change?)
To: b4its2late
A poodle? Jeepers.Some men have no shame.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:32:32 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:32:47 PM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Slings and Arrows
Attack Poodles work better when their master is naked. They get nervous.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:33:39 PM PDT
by
c21sac
(Live,Love & eat sushi)
To: Slings and Arrows
I thought it was the "naked woman assaults dog" story again
To: Slings and Arrows
Walking a cute dog is always guaranteed to attract women.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:34:11 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: VRWCtaz
Yikes. Tell them about the shrinkage Jerry!
To: Slings and Arrows
"Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast tells the Ludington Daily News the boy walked away from a
behavioral treatment facility Monday."
Yup...no doubt what my mother-in-law, God rest her dear soul, used to call the "bug house"!
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:35:27 PM PDT
by
Kolokotronis
(Christ is Risen, and you, o death, are annihilated!)
To: VRWCmember
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:35:35 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: VRWCmember
“You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.”
Or a lot of substances in your bloodstream.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:35:53 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Hitler was a great speaker too, and HE didn't need a teleprompter.)
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03/19/2009 12:36:35 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: OB1kNOb
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:37:07 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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03/19/2009 12:38:28 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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03/19/2009 12:39:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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