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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^
| March 19, 2009
Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Oceana County.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: shrinkage
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To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:40:20 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Where my PIE at, fool?)
To: c21sac
I guess you never owned a standard Poodle.
They are hunters, and do not mess with them.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:41:26 PM PDT
by
SOLTC
To: wolfcreek; Slings and Arrows
you don’t want to know. it got zotted, put it that way.
To: LottieDah
Talk about shrinkage. Not really. A fourteen year old has a constant hard on.. (I did anyway) Blue Steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.
To: Slings and Arrows
Youse gize iz all sqaur.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:42:15 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Slings and Arrows
That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:44:05 PM PDT
by
Frogtacos
(When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL. I was trying to find a pic of Steve Martin from The Jerk, when he went running after his girlfriend straight out of the bathtub and picked up his dog and the neighbor’s dog to cover himself.
To: Frogtacos
There once was a boy with a poodle
Who was just out airing his noodle
When a women screamed
Of this I have dreamed
And took a long lascivious oogle
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:44:55 PM PDT
by
dblshot
To: Slings and Arrows
OOOOooooo, wrinkly!
29
posted on
03/19/2009 12:46:19 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff. Please don't show me the data you used to reach this conclusion.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:46:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:47:41 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(Posting bandwidth consuming jpgs since 2000.)
To: Frogtacos
That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty. If you were a demorat you couldn't spell "mental cruelty."
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:48:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
March Madness in Michigan. Who’da thought?
To: VRWCmember
You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.
+++
I reckon it was a standard poodle. They're quite big. But odd story regardless.
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posted on
03/19/2009 12:49:18 PM PDT
by
mlizzy
To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.You would know!
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posted on
03/19/2009 1:00:54 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: GUNGAGALUNGA
All men are created equal in cold weather.
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posted on
03/19/2009 1:14:18 PM PDT
by
p. henry
To: p. henry
All men are created equal in cold weather. I hate getting out of the shower in the winter time. Talk about MANGINA. LOL!!
To: Kolokotronis
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posted on
03/19/2009 1:54:24 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I feel assaulted just reading the story.....
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posted on
03/19/2009 2:25:37 PM PDT
by
Mac from Cleveland
(How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
To: VRWCmember
I always wear a hat and black socks with sandals when I walk my Lab.
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posted on
03/19/2009 4:08:39 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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