His friends were Nancy and Harry
They were all a bunch of f***in' commies
Oooooooh, I'm over here now ...
Posted on 03/25/2009 1:46:11 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
It's bothering me that I can only get the first lines down. Help me out!
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That's it. I'm stuck - someone on FR should be able to come up with something witty yet generally conform to the limerick style.
Limerick ping.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
The constitution they disposed
Socialism they imposed
The whole lot of the is quite f%(&ng scary.
The whole lot of them...
Well done.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A handbasket they held
A great nation they felled
This made them quite merry
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He spent like a drunk
Soon the economy sunk
And his wife few would want to marry.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They sold our our country
So I’ll put this quite bluntly
Make them all commit kari kari
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
No, wait. Wrong limerick.
dhoooo... make that hari kari
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He offered us hope
and a plan that was dope
but turned out socialist and scarry.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They killed the economy
Forcing taxes upon me
By appointing Moe, Curly and Larry
A pilgrim, named `Barry the Fairy’
Pitched a tent, with pals Nancy and Harry.
..A bear, they did see
..All three—up a tree!
Help should be there by next January.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Ted and Barney boy
Thug behavior they employ
So the common folk think them barbaric
As he said with a grin..... Oh wait, that's Barney Frank.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Three useless moroons
And total buffoons
Like Moe,Curly & Larry
There once was a man named Barry His friends were Nancy and Harry A nasty were they trio Plus one more queer lothario Named Bawney Fwank, a fairy
The final line of the limerick should end:
“... from a guy named Larry”
Without his teleprompter’s aid
from his talking points he strayed
Your turn.
And they quarreled all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
(Yeah, I know, that goes to a different limerick, but it seemed to fit in here)
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Their ethics were gone
Their allegiance was wrong
Too few and too late have became wary
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He brought about change
and gave every one mange,
even his gay friend Barney.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
By inciting the classes
They enslaved the masses
And outlawed Jesus and Mary
There once was a Zero
Who fiddled like Nero
And had not a clue how to lead
The economy bled
And liberty fled
An arse whuppin’s what the boy need.
Without his teleprompter’s aid
from his talking points he strayed
And said Oprah my dear let’s get rowdy.
There once was a man named Barry,
His friends were Nancy and Harry.
Their jobs: making and enforcing laws;
this they did without regard to flaws,
the Constitution stuck in their craws.
So by day the vultures would play rage,
at the situations their law did cage,
and night they were merry,
this Nancy, Barry & Harry...
Until one day they were surprised to find,
that millions of guns were pointed at their head;
They’d been to arrogant to see and that made them blind,
the the sounds of the new revolution, it’s said.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Causing such a fuss
With an outrageous stimulus
It makes revolution necessary....
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
But when he was pressed
To proclaim his best
He said it was Barney the fairy.
Oooooooh, I'm over here now ...
Come here. This begs your attention. And I need the laughs.
And nobody’s opinion was swayed.
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They paid off the moochers
And ruined our future —
Oh well, at least faggots can marry
There once was a man named Barry
That looked like a Kenyan fairy
Its funny to note
Without even a vote
His wife won the title for “Scary”!
Is that Tom Jones in a kaffiyeh?
There once was a man named Barry His friends were Nancy and Harry They screwed the pooch To make us drink the hooch And even miss Ms Hillary
Yes.
Good thought but doesn’t rhyme with harry.
There once was a man we call Barry
His friends were named Nancy and Larry
They drove all to distress
But some guy in a dress
Who was glad he could finally marry.
Dang he has porked up a bit. How recent is that pic?
Old Mother Goose...
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
While destroying this land
They were given a hand
By Senator Barney the Fairy
There once was a Kenyan, Barack
Thought he was quite a hoopster, a jock
the country did holler
“You’ve ruined the dollar!”
and now our whole future’s in hock.
LOL!
Winner!
I vote for post 36
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A muslim at heart
tear’n the US apart
and Sinclair says he’s a ferry
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He reads from a screen
Michelle is the queen
he’s worse than John f’n Kerry
There once was a Kenyan named Barry
Whose cohorts were Nancy and Harry
They went for a three-some,
“Sieg Heil “ they did hum,
But Barry would rather have Larry.
There once was a POTUS named Barry His friends were Nancy and Harry Let's pray we win the Lotto Or learn to sing falsetto Like the Four Seasons' Sherry
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