Skip to comments.'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup
Posted on 03/27/2009 6:43:39 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
HARRISBURG, Pa. A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.
Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.
The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."
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Real smooth, Slick
He was probably trying to get away with it so he could brag to his moron friends.
We need a prisoner’s island for scum like this! Give him 5 pounds of smokin dope and a dull paring knife then send him to the prison island, where there are no guards just sharks in the waters. Let him duke it out with folks of his kind.....
He jus gwinta spread it aroun’ like ‘bama say. Judge’ll let him go so de judge can become a supreme when ruthy die.
There’s a shocker. Another one of the countless borderline retarded criminal predators who revolve in and out of our prisons, contributing nothing to society except mayhem and delinquent offspring.
Come, confess, Mr. Wilde, that I am the ugliest woman in France.
In the world, madame, in the world.
I always tell my kids that criminals are stupid and the proof is that they do stupid things.
And so it goes.....
Or the mashed potatoes that he has for brains.
I just LOVE these DUMB CRIMINAL stories.
They absolutely hilarious, but at the same time teach very valuable lessons.
Only if you're literate, humble, and are willing to work for a living. These petty criminals make our lives more miserable than a Madoff does because there are so many of them. They don't work because they are illiterate or drug-addicted, and they have no sense of shame.
One of Murtha’s supporters?
Awaiting charges or a suspect in four other robberies?
Either the Pa. courts are stupider than this guy, or this guy knows how to game the system.
Sorry that a couple hundred cops didn’t blow this bastard to hell. My son wouldn’t put up with that shit. Didn’t in Iraq; won’t at home.
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