Russian scientists use Google maps to find yeti

newsfromrussia ^ | 25.03.2009

[JoeProBono]

The authorities of the Russian town of Kemerovo arranged a special expedition to find the yeti habitat which was discovered by Google maps.

Recently there have been more than 20 claims from the local hunters who said they had seen strange creatures in the forests. These creatures resembled yeti. After the claims from the local hunters Kemerovo authorities decided to create the team of scientists for yeti searches.

The expedition turned to be successful. Scientists managed to find ‘fresh’ yeti footprints in the Azassky cave.

Scientists found two identical yeti footprints. One of them was left on the rock and it dates back 5,000 years ago, and the other footprint which was left not long ago was found at the bottom of the cave.

“They are absolutely identical. Five thousand years ago yetis settled down in this cave and now their descendants are still living here. The conditions in the cave are suitable for yeti. The cave defends them from rains, snow and wind. There is also a lake in the middle of the cave where yetis can find clean water,” say the scientists.

[JoeProBono]

FILE PHOTOS

[Eleutheria5]

Are they going to wait around until the yeti show up for dinner?

[coon2000]

That’s no Yeti, that’s my mother-in-law.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

What I love about the search for big foot/yeti etc is that the can only produce footprints or ALWAY out of focus and fuzzy pictures. YOu would think with the advent of heat signature radar, someone would be able to find if these mythical beasts actually exist. The fact is they don’t and the hoax will continue as long as there are suckers (obama supporters and Michael Medved) alive who buy into the myth.

[El Sordo]

Sad, but true.

[Vaquero]

[In veno, veritas]

I think the best argument I heard to prove the nonexistence of big foot is that it would be the only North American mammal to not become roadkill.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Nonexistant? Hell, there's one in the White house.

[Daffynition]

The Russians will find the yeti. I believe.

[SIDENET]

GOONEY GOOGOO.

[JoeProBono]

Russian Yeti Photo

[a fool in paradise]

"Yeti interezting...."

[a fool in paradise]

Hey, those are my missing “Link’s”. Yeti got ‘em.

[a fool in paradise]

Yeti are real and one of them was really D.B. Cooper. That’s my theory and I’m calling into Michael Medved during the NEXT conspiracy hour... < /sarc >

[Daffynition]

Patience. Let them keep digging. It's the Russian way.

[Disambiguator]

This could be Geico’s new ad campaign: “So easy, a yeti could do it!”

[JoeProBono]

[PC99]

Wonder what our friends at the Discovery Institute will make of this.

[Constitution Day]

Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.

I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

[Dan B Cooper]