Posted on 03/30/2009 7:38:01 PM PDT by Guns
Angie is guilty of the crime of neglect to her body. I release her upon her own recognizance sentence her to a probation of 3 quarter-pound cheese burgers a week for a year. She’ll need to submit new photographs to the court at the end of that period to adequately review her probationary conduct.
Next case!
It’s not because he’s half black, but because he’s all red.
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