A northern Idaho woman says her one-year-old cat is burglarizing neighbor's clothing.Posted on 04/20/2009 8:34:40 AM PDT by BGHater
A northern Idaho woman says she has a problem pet. She says her one-year-old cat is burglarizing neighbor's clothing.
"It's his fetish. He collects clothing mainly at night," owner Judy Waring said.
Waring's one-year-old feline named Jack started stealing clothing in October, CBS station KCNC-TV reported. As the belongings started piling up, Waring said she no longer felt comfortable staying quiet about her pet's habit.
Hats, shorts, underwear and 27 pairs of gloves are among the personal items Jack has nabbed.
Warning said she put all the clothing out on a clothesline in front of her house and encouraged her neighbor's to claim it.
Warning said she is not sure what she will do to curb Jack's habit. She may hire a pet psychic to come evaluate Jack.
A northern Idaho woman says her one-year-old cat is burglarizing neighbor's clothing.
Get him neutered & keep him in the house.
Call the FBI and arrest that cat ... [but let’s not have another Ruby Ridge... LOL...]
..when he starts dressing like this...worry
We've got one like that - it's the darndest thing - the other cat just looks at her like she's nuts.
She expects people to believe her cat wanders over the the neighbors, opens their doors, wanders around their houses unbeknownst to the owners, pulls open underwear drawers, and brings home these little treasures? Sure, the occasional garden glove left outside or a shoe on the porch, but if it’s gotten to be such a huge problem that she hangs items on clotheslines then it might not be the cat.
LOL... I had to save that picture... cool!
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
Napolitano will have him on the DHS ‘terrorist watch list’.
Police are assembling suspects to conduct a fe’lineup.
H’mmm, someone is probably putting catnip in with their detergent or rinse cycle, thus getting kitty’s attention.
My old roommate had a Black Lab that would watch the next door neighbor carry her groceries into the house and then run over and steal anything from half gallons of milk to bread and sticks of butter from the bags still in the car.
Sounds like a case of reincarnation. A pervert came back as a cat!
He is stealing pairs of gloves? Lady, you have a criminal genius cat there.
She may hire a pet psychic to come evaluate Jack.That should work. If not, maybe a pet psychologist. Or maybe, the nutty owner should seek counselling regarding blaming this on the cat.
FMCDH(BITS)
I’m not surprised that the cat is black and white.
Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine
On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
two to know, two to know, two to know,
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Don't do it again.
Meow, meow. That’s Cat language for Ping.
LOLOL!!! Our four-footed friends are way smarter than we give them credit for,that’s for sure!
Did they break out the Cat Handcuffs? (Re Steve Martin) :P
LOLOL!!!! They are sooo cute!!
Those high-beam headlights they have are pretty cool too!
A good police dog is all you need...
Ditto!
Sounds like kitty is working for the Underwear Gnomes.
One of my kitties does this, except instead of clothes, he takes my sunglasses.
Grrrrr
Underwear Gnomes? ... Are they related to the Sock Morphers, or the Clotheshanger Wizards? ... I understand one of those uses clothes dryers as portals, and the other works magic in closets. What and where do the Underwear Gnomes operate?
She’d better get her a pair of cat handcuffs right away.
The Underpants Gnomes (my husband corrected me) are from an episode of South Park. They make their money by stealing underwear when humans sleep... sort of.
The problem is that they don’t have a working business plan figured out yet.
They describe their money making plan as follows:
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
Much like Democrats, they don’t have details, but they plow forward anyway.
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I think we have Clotheshanger Wizards in our closets... it would explain a lot. They seem to multiply as soon as I close the door.
Well, I was laughing at this one before I even clicked on it.
Thanks for the ping, Slings and Arrows
My pleasure.
He looks so guilty! LOL!
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