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0bama to Tap Perez Hilton for Supreme Court
The White House ^ | May 01, 2009 | The White House Press Room

Posted on 05/01/2009 12:16:39 PM PDT by counterpunch

President Barack 0bama announced today that he has selected Perez Hilton to fill the vacancy left on the US Supreme Court by retiring Justice David Souter. "I was impressed by how Judge Perez Hilton handled Miss California. He has just the sort of judicial temperament and demeanor I'm looking to bring to the Supreme Court," explained the President. 0bama also expressed an interest in keeping the seat homosexual. "I think we need to keep it gay. I know Perez could fill Justice Souter's seat nicely. I look forward to seeing that."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 0bama; bho44; bhoscotus; obama; perezhilton; scotus; souter; supremecourt

1 posted on 05/01/2009 12:16:39 PM PDT by counterpunch
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2 posted on 05/01/2009 12:17:33 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: counterpunch

no humor tag?


3 posted on 05/01/2009 12:18:50 PM PDT by gidget7 (Duncan Hunter-Valley Forge Republican!)
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To: gidget7

how about a barf tag for that picture too


4 posted on 05/01/2009 12:19:57 PM PDT by ClayinVA ("Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it")
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To: lewisglad

FABULOUS!


5 posted on 05/01/2009 12:19:57 PM PDT by MitchellC
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To: gidget7

Shhhhhhhhhhh!
: )


6 posted on 05/01/2009 12:20:00 PM PDT by counterpunch (0bama can either protect terrorists or America. He made his choice.)
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To: lewisglad

Arrrgggghhhh.......my EYES, my EYES.

I’d take that famous photo of Helen Thomas over this one any day!


7 posted on 05/01/2009 12:21:18 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply." W.C Fields)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
[joke alert]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic "I was impressed by how Judge Perez Hilton handled Miss California. He has just the sort of judicial temperament and demeanor I'm looking to bring to the Supreme Court."

8 posted on 05/01/2009 12:22:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: gidget7
no humor tag?

You think this is humor? Nothing zer0bama does would surprise me.

And the rats would vote her/him in.

9 posted on 05/01/2009 12:22:39 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is an EVIL like no other, and must be ERADICATED)
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To: counterpunch

Can’t be much worse than what he’ll really nominate,I’m afraid.


10 posted on 05/01/2009 12:25:34 PM PDT by massmike
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To: counterpunch

Well, at least Perez will be too busy drawing on pictures to actually do anything of any value on the Supreme Court.


11 posted on 05/01/2009 12:29:35 PM PDT by benjibrowder (I keep praying for hope and change, but I open my eyes and Obama is still President.)
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To: counterpunch

Unfortunately, Perez’s birth certificate was issued under the name “Mario Lavandeira”


12 posted on 05/01/2009 12:32:40 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (www.citizendirect.org - this domain name for sale)
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To: counterpunch

“I know Perez could fill Justice Souter’s seat nicely.”

Nice double entendre, but I doubt Perez could fill a smurf’s seat. (Although you can be sure he’d try.)


13 posted on 05/01/2009 12:34:59 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: bolobaby

All of the double entendres in this post, especially the one about Obama taping Perez Hilton on behalf of the Supreme Court make my tummy hurt.


14 posted on 05/01/2009 12:40:59 PM PDT by bone52
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To: counterpunch
I look forward to seeing that.

Spit-take!

15 posted on 05/01/2009 12:43:31 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: bone52

They got it all wrong - it’s going to be the Governatrix Granholm from my fine state of Michigan. Please take her, we beg you!


16 posted on 05/01/2009 1:21:07 PM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: counterpunch

Perez Hilton, Barbie Fwank and The Empty Suit.

***** buddies?


17 posted on 05/01/2009 1:31:51 PM PDT by chiefqc
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To: counterpunch

Barney Frank is heading the search committee......


18 posted on 05/01/2009 2:02:07 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: SunkenCiv

You know, I could have sworn that David Souter was straight. If he wasn’t, wouldn’t the MSM have let us known about it by now?


19 posted on 05/01/2009 2:49:55 PM PDT by Berosus (No more Kennedys, no more Clintons, no more Bushes, no more political dynasties. Deal?)
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To: counterpunch

I heard he got his law degree in Hawaii but no bar exam results could be found..


20 posted on 05/01/2009 3:18:56 PM PDT by aeonspromise
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To: Berosus

Probably part of the joke. :’)


21 posted on 05/01/2009 5:01:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Berosus

David Souter is a “confirmed bachelor” who lives with his mother.
It’s long been rumored that he is gay.
When he was “mugged” late at night, he happened to be in an area known for gay trolling. Nothing was stolen.


22 posted on 05/06/2009 5:08:19 PM PDT by counterpunch (0bama can either protect terrorists or America. He made his choice.)
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