Skip to comments.0bama to Tap Perez Hilton for Supreme Court
Posted on 05/01/2009 12:16:39 PM PDT by counterpunch
President Barack 0bama announced today that he has selected Perez Hilton to fill the vacancy left on the US Supreme Court by retiring Justice David Souter. "I was impressed by how Judge Perez Hilton handled Miss California. He has just the sort of judicial temperament and demeanor I'm looking to bring to the Supreme Court," explained the President. 0bama also expressed an interest in keeping the seat homosexual. "I think we need to keep it gay. I know Perez could fill Justice Souter's seat nicely. I look forward to seeing that."
no humor tag?
how about a barf tag for that picture too
Arrrgggghhhh.......my EYES, my EYES.
I’d take that famous photo of Helen Thomas over this one any day!
"I was impressed by how Judge Perez Hilton handled Miss California. He has just the sort of judicial temperament and demeanor I'm looking to bring to the Supreme Court."
You think this is humor? Nothing zer0bama does would surprise me.
And the rats would vote her/him in.
Can’t be much worse than what he’ll really nominate,I’m afraid.
Well, at least Perez will be too busy drawing on pictures to actually do anything of any value on the Supreme Court.
Unfortunately, Perez’s birth certificate was issued under the name “Mario Lavandeira”
“I know Perez could fill Justice Souter’s seat nicely.”
Nice double entendre, but I doubt Perez could fill a smurf’s seat. (Although you can be sure he’d try.)
All of the double entendres in this post, especially the one about Obama taping Perez Hilton on behalf of the Supreme Court make my tummy hurt.
They got it all wrong - it’s going to be the Governatrix Granholm from my fine state of Michigan. Please take her, we beg you!
Perez Hilton, Barbie Fwank and The Empty Suit.
Barney Frank is heading the search committee......
You know, I could have sworn that David Souter was straight. If he wasn’t, wouldn’t the MSM have let us known about it by now?
I heard he got his law degree in Hawaii but no bar exam results could be found..
Probably part of the joke. :’)
David Souter is a “confirmed bachelor” who lives with his mother.
It’s long been rumored that he is gay.
When he was “mugged” late at night, he happened to be in an area known for gay trolling. Nothing was stolen.
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