*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***

May 9, 2009

[Lizavetta]

I'll start it off....

Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.

[Lizavetta]

Your turn.

[Lizavetta]

You guys care to weigh in here?

[Flycatcher]

All right, since you started a new thread, here's my contribution to the cause from a previous thread: (Not a haiku -- just a fun take-off on Ezra Pound.)

Zero is icummen in,

Reagan sing Goddamm,

DOWeth drop and hopeth slop

And how the tax doth slam.

Sing: Goddamm.

[Tax Government]

President With Cult
Country of Birth We Know Not
Please Keep Your Koolaid

[republicanbred]

Evil among us
Sitting in oval office
Be very afraid

[liege]

Words, what are they, now?
Electronic thoughts on screen
The prompter in chief!

[yldstrk]

Choose death is mantra
Introduce despair kill dreams
Attack from within

[Lizavetta]

The wifey looks mad
Could it be that his johnson
Came from his white side?

[poindexter]

Slow Saturday thread
Poor use of precious bandwidth
In before the zot

[Old Sarge]

The Left has won, folks
America is dying
and there is no god

[mass55th]

You'll faint in his presence.
He can't speak a sentence.
Behold! the One! He hopes you'll change.
Strange.

[Flycatcher]

This is really hugh.

And very very series.

Are you logged in yet?

[detective]

Commie thug is Prez.
It's not God bless. It's God damn.
America is doomed.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Spread the wealth around!"
Some are mad to watch wealth fall
Tea parties spring up

[Mr. K]

Obambi “The One”
In less than one hundred days
Failed Presidency

[Tax Government]

Be prudent, buy bonds,
Should be safer in BK
If not, sue for moon

[Lizavetta]

Care to contribute to this thread?

[Canedawg]

Anti-semite scum
He’s got a beard for a wife
Marxist P. O. S.

[Pinkbell]

Supports abortion
Even if the child is born
Has blood on his hands

[Lizavetta]

bump

[Canedawg]

Community thug
Is living in the White House
We’re socialist now

[SnarlinCubBear]

Saul Alinsky spoke

Barack Obama listened

We are now so screwed

[TheCipher]

Citizen or not ?
The press will not report it
They are your butt boy

[yazdankurd]

Shepherd is shyster

Lambs being born in the acorn

Sheep are baa bowing

[BlueStateBlues]

I ain’t a poet, and I know it. Here’s a try.

Halfbreed prez incites
Money lenders pockets full
Liberty plane fogs

[Blado]

Don't be a dummy!
Be a smarty!
Come and join the communist party!

[apologies to Mel Brooks]

[yazdankurd]

Blado, it’s 5 7 5

[Colonel Kangaroo]

3,2,1,0
The nation’s wealth melts away
While Keith and Chris grin

[ErnBatavia]

Kenya is his home
Yet he treats us like we're Rome
Fiddle-fiddle burn.

[mikrofon]

Barack Obama-
Certificate of Live Birth?
Fuggedaboudit!

[BuckeyeTexan]

Narcisist is he,
The one they call Messiah.
Deliver me not.

[ErnBatavia]

With boob belt

Many moons ago, in Junior High ("Middle Skoo" wouldn't be invented for another thirty five years....) we had a spinster history teacher who always wore won of those.

She was known throughout the institution as "Belt T*ts"

[theDentist]

American interests
Under seige by two-bit despots
Gutless wonder 'Bama

[grey_whiskers]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!

(...er, "weiner"?)

Cheers!

[BuckeyeTexan]

Teleprompter star.
His spoken word is written,
Lest he play a fool.

[grey_whiskers]

"Tingle up his leg"
Matthews sold us on the One
We would rather have Palin.

Umm...er..um..umm...hope
err...um...and...umm...errr..uh..."Change"
Teleprompter speaks.

[BlueStateBlues]

Oval Office bores,
Michelle out of town today,
Larry Sinclair calls!

[BuckeyeTexan]

ACORN voter fraud
Illegal campaign money
Won his election

[edzo4]

hero to the press
a reader not a leader
pray he’s gone in 4

[gimme1ibertee]

Yellow coward wimp
Narcissistic as ever
now he’ll get us killed

[matt1234]

The president speaks.
Media clap like trained seals.
Jive is still alive.

[gimme1ibertee]

Telepromter chump
thinks wer’e all imbeciles too
socialism rules

[edzo4]

photo ops plenty
spending our hard earned money
who was on the plane?

[Nickname]

Punish achievers
Universal misery
Barack Obama

What is yours is his
To feed the greed of others
Envy masked as hope

Air Force One goes fast
Terrorizes his voters
They’ll be back for more

[Lizavetta]

Puppet in Chief speaks
Press in orgasmic delight
Resurrect Reagan.

[TexasNative2000]

Birth Certificate

It is nowhere to be found

No one gives a damn

[andy58-in-nh]

No experience
No common sense or wisdom
Barack Obama

[Nickname]

Chin high in the air
On television again
Change channel faster

[Blado]

Blado, it’s 5 7 5

Ok, I'll try again:

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO?

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO,... FUBO, FUBO!

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO!