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*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***
May 9, 2009
Posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta
I'll start it off....
Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: chat; commie; fraud; haiku; kenyan; obama; poser
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To: Lizavetta
Yellow coward wimp
Narcissistic as ever
now he’ll get us killed
41
posted on
05/09/2009 11:02:26 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(For the sake of our Republic....RAISE HOLY HELL!)
To: Lizavetta
The president speaks.
Media clap like trained seals.
Jive is still alive.
42
posted on
05/09/2009 11:03:07 AM PDT
by
matt1234
To: Lizavetta
Telepromter chump
thinks wer’e all imbeciles too
socialism rules
43
posted on
05/09/2009 11:03:22 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(For the sake of our Republic....RAISE HOLY HELL!)
To: Lizavetta
photo ops plenty
spending our hard earned money
who was on the plane?
44
posted on
05/09/2009 11:04:50 AM PDT
by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
To: Lizavetta
Punish achievers
Universal misery
Barack Obama
What is yours is his
To feed the greed of others
Envy masked as hope
Air Force One goes fast
Terrorizes his voters
They’ll be back for more
45
posted on
05/09/2009 11:11:19 AM PDT
by
Nickname
To: edzo4
Puppet in Chief speaks
Press in orgasmic delight
Resurrect Reagan.
46
posted on
05/09/2009 11:14:48 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Lizavetta
Birth Certificate
It is nowhere to be found
No one gives a damn
47
posted on
05/09/2009 11:18:25 AM PDT
by
TexasNative2000
("What's in YOUR wallet? MY MONEY!")
To: Lizavetta
No experience
No common sense or wisdom
Barack Obama
48
posted on
05/09/2009 11:18:47 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: Nickname
Chin high in the air
On television again
Change channel faster
49
posted on
05/09/2009 11:19:03 AM PDT
by
Nickname
To: yazdankurd
Blado, it’s 5 7 5 Ok, I'll try again:
FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO?
FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO,... FUBO, FUBO!
FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO!
50
posted on
05/09/2009 11:25:49 AM PDT
by
Blado
(''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
To: Lizavetta
Born and bred to wear
Red; With codes he signals doom
to freedom’s abode.
Lies and deceit cloak
the motives underneath, while
freedom’s children sleep.
To: Lizavetta
オバマ偽 大統領 革命かな sorry, went over one syllable.
52
posted on
05/09/2009 11:36:14 AM PDT
by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: Lizavetta
Clinton retreads all.
Change has never before looked
So much like the past.
53
posted on
05/09/2009 11:50:39 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Lizavetta
There once was a president named Obama ... oh, wait, haiku ... 5-7-5
Obama the first
teleprompter denied
inarticulate
54
posted on
05/09/2009 11:53:50 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
To: Lizavetta
Never did like HAIKU's much. I much prefer limericks. So here's mine:
A commie from Kenyan roots
Was elected Lord Savior of Loots
To Mecca he'd prey
He'd make America pay!
Then handed its keys to the fruits!
55
posted on
05/09/2009 12:09:42 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lizavetta
TOTUS blathers on
Chrissie’s tingling leg wet dream
I vomit again
To: Nateman
Aww, come on...you can do it.
Clueless communist
Inspires wellspring of talent
In genius Freepers.
57
posted on
05/09/2009 12:34:03 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Nateman
Kenyian commie usurper B.O.
Drove America down a rocky road
So worshiped by the press
That As the economy depressed
“Bush’s fault” was all they dared showed.
58
posted on
05/09/2009 12:34:15 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Blado
To: Lizavetta
Hopelessly left press
Islamic communist king
Worship boy failure
60
posted on
05/09/2009 12:50:46 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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