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*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***
May 9, 2009

Posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta

I'll start it off....

Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: chat; commie; fraud; haiku; kenyan; obama; poser
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1 posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: BlueStateBlues

Your turn.


2 posted on 05/09/2009 9:53:18 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: Nateman; dead; reagan_fanatic; Roscoe Karns; Netizen; edzo4

You guys care to weigh in here?


3 posted on 05/09/2009 9:56:18 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: Lizavetta
All right, since you started a new thread, here's my contribution to the cause from a previous thread: (Not a haiku -- just a fun take-off on Ezra Pound.)

Zero is icummen in,

Reagan sing Goddamm,

DOWeth drop and hopeth slop

And how the tax doth slam.

Sing: Goddamm.

4 posted on 05/09/2009 9:57:58 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Lizavetta

President With Cult
Country of Birth We Know Not
Please Keep Your Koolaid


5 posted on 05/09/2009 9:58:17 AM PDT by Tax Government (Cult Obama? In 50 years he will be an ugly footnote)
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To: Lizavetta

Evil among us
Sitting in oval office
Be very afraid


6 posted on 05/09/2009 9:58:58 AM PDT by republicanbred (...and when I die I'll be republican dead.)
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To: Lizavetta

Words, what are they, now?
Electronic thoughts on screen
The prompter in chief!


7 posted on 05/09/2009 9:59:36 AM PDT by liege
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To: Lizavetta

Choose death is mantra
Introduce despair kill dreams
Attack from within


8 posted on 05/09/2009 10:00:31 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: Tax Government
The wifey looks mad
Could it be that his johnson
Came from his white side?
9 posted on 05/09/2009 10:00:58 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: Lizavetta

Slow Saturday thread
Poor use of precious bandwidth
In before the zot


10 posted on 05/09/2009 10:02:36 AM PDT by poindexter
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To: Lizavetta

The Left has won, folks
America is dying
and there is no god


11 posted on 05/09/2009 10:05:16 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Remember, remember, the Fourth of November, the Socialist treason and plot...)
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To: Lizavetta
You'll faint in his presence.
He can't speak a sentence.
Behold! the One! He hopes you'll change.
Strange.
12 posted on 05/09/2009 10:05:35 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: poindexter
This is really hugh.

And very very series.

Are you logged in yet?

13 posted on 05/09/2009 10:06:17 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Lizavetta
Commie thug is Prez.
It's not God bless. It's God damn.
America is doomed.
14 posted on 05/09/2009 10:06:27 AM PDT by detective
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To: Lizavetta; martin_fierro; mikrofon
"Spread the wealth around!"
Some are mad to watch wealth fall
Tea parties spring up
15 posted on 05/09/2009 10:09:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Take a haiku!)
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To: Lizavetta

Obambi “The One”
In less than one hundred days
Failed Presidency


16 posted on 05/09/2009 10:11:33 AM PDT by Mr. K (physically unabel to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: Lizavetta

Be prudent, buy bonds,
Should be safer in BK
If not, sue for moon


17 posted on 05/09/2009 10:12:13 AM PDT by Tax Government (Cult Obama? In 50 years he will be an ugly footnote)
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To: COUNTrecount; MeanWestTexan; GOP_Lady; Hildy; Ditter; Cinnamon Girl

Care to contribute to this thread?


18 posted on 05/09/2009 10:12:31 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: Lizavetta

Anti-semite scum
He’s got a beard for a wife
Marxist P. O. S.


19 posted on 05/09/2009 10:12:37 AM PDT by Canedawg (Support and defend the Constitution, and fight back against the Idiocracy.)
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To: Lizavetta

Supports abortion
Even if the child is born
Has blood on his hands


20 posted on 05/09/2009 10:16:34 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear; r-q-tek86; b4its2late; BunnySlippers; maggief; silverleaf; passionfruit; ...

bump


21 posted on 05/09/2009 10:16:54 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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Community thug
Is living in the White House
We’re socialist now


22 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:26 AM PDT by Canedawg (Say it loud. I'm white and I'm PROUD.)
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To: Lizavetta
Saul Alinsky spoke

Barack Obama listened

We are now so screwed


23 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:42 AM PDT by SnarlinCubBear (Sarcasma - Comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking and conveying contempt)
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To: Lizavetta
Citizen or not ?
The press will not report it
They are your butt boy
24 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:45 AM PDT by TheCipher
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To: Canedawg

Shepherd is shyster

Lambs being born in the acorn

Sheep are baa bowing


25 posted on 05/09/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT by yazdankurd (fortis fortuna adiuvat)
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To: Lizavetta

I ain’t a poet, and I know it. Here’s a try.

Halfbreed prez incites
Money lenders pockets full
Liberty plane fogs


26 posted on 05/09/2009 10:19:38 AM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
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To: poindexter
Don't be a dummy!
Be a smarty!
Come and join the communist party!

[apologies to Mel Brooks]

27 posted on 05/09/2009 10:19:45 AM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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To: Blado

Blado, it’s 5 7 5


28 posted on 05/09/2009 10:22:06 AM PDT by yazdankurd (fortis fortuna adiuvat)
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To: Lizavetta

3,2,1,0
The nation’s wealth melts away
While Keith and Chris grin


29 posted on 05/09/2009 10:25:45 AM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
Kenya is his home
Yet he treats us like we're Rome
Fiddle-fiddle burn.

30 posted on 05/09/2009 10:32:02 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lizavetta; martin_fierro

Barack Obama-
Certificate of Live Birth?
Fuggedaboudit!


31 posted on 05/09/2009 10:33:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (The haiku say?)
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To: Lizavetta

Narcisist is he,
The one they call Messiah.
Deliver me not.


32 posted on 05/09/2009 10:34:21 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
With boob belt

Many moons ago, in Junior High ("Middle Skoo" wouldn't be invented for another thirty five years....) we had a spinster history teacher who always wore won of those.

She was known throughout the institution as "Belt T*ts"

33 posted on 05/09/2009 10:35:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: Lizavetta
American interests
Under seige by two-bit despots
Gutless wonder 'Bama
34 posted on 05/09/2009 10:37:42 AM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspell.)
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To: Lizavetta
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!

(...er, "weiner"?)

Cheers!

35 posted on 05/09/2009 10:40:35 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lizavetta

Teleprompter star.
His spoken word is written,
Lest he play a fool.


36 posted on 05/09/2009 10:43:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: ErnBatavia
"Tingle up his leg"
Matthews sold us on the One
We would rather have Palin.

Umm...er..um..umm...hope
err...um...and...umm...errr..uh..."Change"
Teleprompter speaks.

37 posted on 05/09/2009 10:47:40 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lizavetta

Oval Office bores,
Michelle out of town today,
Larry Sinclair calls!


38 posted on 05/09/2009 10:47:52 AM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
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To: Lizavetta

ACORN voter fraud
Illegal campaign money
Won his election


39 posted on 05/09/2009 10:50:19 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Lizavetta

hero to the press
a reader not a leader
pray he’s gone in 4


40 posted on 05/09/2009 10:58:13 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: Lizavetta

Yellow coward wimp
Narcissistic as ever
now he’ll get us killed


41 posted on 05/09/2009 11:02:26 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (For the sake of our Republic....RAISE HOLY HELL!)
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To: Lizavetta

The president speaks.
Media clap like trained seals.
Jive is still alive.


42 posted on 05/09/2009 11:03:07 AM PDT by matt1234
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To: Lizavetta

Telepromter chump
thinks wer’e all imbeciles too
socialism rules


43 posted on 05/09/2009 11:03:22 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (For the sake of our Republic....RAISE HOLY HELL!)
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To: Lizavetta

photo ops plenty
spending our hard earned money
who was on the plane?


44 posted on 05/09/2009 11:04:50 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: Lizavetta

Punish achievers
Universal misery
Barack Obama

What is yours is his
To feed the greed of others
Envy masked as hope

Air Force One goes fast
Terrorizes his voters
They’ll be back for more


45 posted on 05/09/2009 11:11:19 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: edzo4
Puppet in Chief speaks
Press in orgasmic delight
Resurrect Reagan.
46 posted on 05/09/2009 11:14:48 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: Lizavetta
Birth Certificate

It is nowhere to be found

No one gives a damn

47 posted on 05/09/2009 11:18:25 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 ("What's in YOUR wallet? MY MONEY!")
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To: Lizavetta
No experience
No common sense or wisdom
Barack Obama
48 posted on 05/09/2009 11:18:47 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: Nickname

Chin high in the air
On television again
Change channel faster


49 posted on 05/09/2009 11:19:03 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: yazdankurd
Blado, it’s 5 7 5

Ok, I'll try again:

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO?

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO,... FUBO, FUBO!

FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO, FUBO!

50 posted on 05/09/2009 11:25:49 AM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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