Is Seal And Heidi Klum’s “White Trash”-Themed Vow Renewal Ceremony Racist?

The Guana Bee ^ | 11 May 2009, 10:30 AM | Alex Alvarez

[lewisglad]

[La Lydia]

The joke, of course, is those two, looking like they do, calling anyone else “trash.” Obviously not an ounce of irony between them.

[dirtboy]

Seal in a mullet? Now THAT would be something to see...

[Carpe Cerevisi]

I thought James Brown died a few years ago.

Bo Derek is still looking good.

[TypeZoNegative]

"For example, we had never really thought much of Heidi and Seal’s relationship, despite their best events to prove to a mostly uncaring public how in looooove they are with one another, until we discovered that she got a tattoo on her forearm made in the “same color as Seal’s skin.” Then there was the time she dressed up as the Hindu goddess Kali for Halloween, wearing someone’s faith as a garish and attention-grabbing scary costume. And now this." Oh god, this reminds me of the time I dated this megalib that couldn't get over the fact that I was black. She liked me BECAUSE I was black, not because I was me. She turned out to be a fruitcake after the relationship didn't go well. Luckily, I'm dating a conservative who loves me because I'm me, not just because I happen to be black.

[lewisglad]

entertainment/culture war ping list

[dirtboy]

Hey, I’ve made fun of the mulletheads that infest NE Philly. You can’t do anything about being black. But you sure as heck can excercise better judgement than to wear a mullet.

[Damifino]

Of course it is offensive - Who, of God's creations, are trash?

I guess there is an underclass of whites that are trash - Implying, I suppose, something else about people of color.

[VeniVidiVici]

He’s one fugly dude.

She looks like someone else ...... can’t put my finger on it.

[hoe_cake]

who gives a flip about this? really.

[lewisglad]

What does Seal have against the Packers?

[MeanWestTexan]

I think I dated her, too. Rich, Greenich, Connecticut? Name of, Priscilla?

Except then she wanted a man from the Hebrew Tribe to upset daddy.

Someone should do a study on which is more offensive to New England liberal establishment: black college boyfriend or Jewish college boyfriend?

Mama probably did the lesbian thing (until graduation), or that would be part of the study.

[jessduntno]

Seals? Mullets?

Scotland!

The river bed is home to marine worms, bivalves and larvae. These are fed on by fish, flounders, mullet and eels, which in turn are eaten by cormorant, herons and seals.

http://www.glasgow.gov.uk/en/Residents/Environment/TidalWeir/tidalweirwildlife.htm

[autumnraine]

I still say I didn’t realize the depths that Dog the Bounty Hunter would take to redeem himself from his “N-word” tyrade. Turning black? Wow, that’s dedication and apology taken to a whole new level!

[lainie]

I think it’s less ‘racist’ than it is stupid. And might show that these two have some entitlement (guilt?) issues. On the other hand, if Seal wants to, as a black man, poke fun at political correctness, I’m all for that. It would be even better if he wore a sash that said “I’m an African-Briton.”

[duckman]

I just get sooo choked up at second weddings. (sarc)

[dirtboy]

Who, of God's creations, are trash?

I've known a few, including some of my relatives over in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[autumnraine]

Well Zo, I love ya and your rants no matter what color you are.

Autumnraine, your Freeper stalker
;o)

[lewisglad]

lol!

[autumnraine]

There are lots of them out there. Ever see Soul Man?