Doctors Discover Dallas Twins Have Two Different Dads

Fox News ^ | 5-18-09

[Justaham]

A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

[Gaffer]

Looks like mama’s got some’splainin’ to do....

[Cementjungle]

Must have been some party that night.

[the long march]

Twin sisters from different misters, twin brothers from different mothers, I get all of that. But twin brothers from different ....it just don’t rhyme man

[Farmer Dean]

A story custom made for the Jerry Springer show.

[TheConservativeParty]

Same thing on my soap “Days of Our Lives”. Sami Brady had fraternal twins by 2 different fathers.

[GunRunner]

Good grief.

These boys actually have 3 dads if you want to count the state.

[americanophile]

[americanophile]

LOL! I think that’s two dads and two mommys!

[Retired Greyhound]

rut roh

[Halls]

Yikes!

[Retired Greyhound]

Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I’m very shocked.”

[Retired Greyhound]

Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I’m very shocked.”

[kidd]

"...when she and her partner..."

Do conservatives have "partners"?

Do people who have "partners" ever have stable lives?

[frithguild]

[madamemayhem]

aren’t they just awesomely cute. hello sweetie pies. uh...sorry i just do that with babies. :)

[Typical_Whitey]

I am just waiting for the case to emerge where a woman decides to abort only one of her twin fetuses because she only wants one baby..... That fits in with the Obama meme..

What a deranged and culturally bankrupt society the USA is becoming.

[KingOfVagabonds]

Doctor’s discover mom is a two-bit skank. The environment these kids will grow up in, they won’t even have a sense of shame, that’s the sad part.

[Syncro]

LOL you beat me to it!

[Mister Muggles]

Geeee...how did I just KNOW that?

[red-dawg]

IMHO - these kids are not TWINS.

They are two boys with the same birthday, from two different fertilized eggs, with two different fathers/sperm donors.

Technically they are half-brothers.

That's just my opinion.

[kevinm13]

Despite the fact that these kids had 2 different dads, they will probably grow up like many young blacks, without any dads. Real shame the way the black community allows so many fathers to abandon women who bore their children. Society would be far better with traditional families of a mother and father looking after and influencing today’s kids.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Was the woman partying with the Duke LaCrosse team?

[americanophile]

"Society would be far better with traditional families of a mother and father looking after and influencing today’s kids."

Reactionary!

/sarc

[Diego1618]

Technically they are half-brothers.

Correct-o-Mundo!

[vetvetdoug]

I'm surprised she even can narrow the fathers down to two. Nowadays many of them name the kid Target because everyone in town had a shot at it.

[Justaham]

The more children they got, the more money they get from welfare.

[Justaham]

Way toooooooooooooooo funny!

[Ignatz]

She named one Jose,
..... (wait for it....)
and the other hose b.

(ya gotta SAY it to get it)

[Kimmers]

Sounds like a premise for another reality show “Who's My Daddy?”

[autumnraine]

“”Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I’m very shocked.”

Awww, it just ‘happened’ to her. The sperm fell out of the sky into her uterus. Poor thing. (total sarcasm)

[DallasDeb]

. . . twin brother from different “brothers” (hip for black men).

[Justaham]

Looks like one of the fathers is a very good role model for kids! (sarcasm...)

[CaptRon]

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I’m very shocked.”

That has to be the laugh line of the century. I suppose no behavior in her past would have given her any indication something like this could happen. Admittedly, it is rare, and I remember from college biology that this shouldn't happen, but imagine what the time frame of the acts had to be. Must have been some party.

[jwparkerjr]

FWIW, if I recall correctly the medical term for twins with different fathers is superfundication.

[Publius6961]

Looks like mama’s got some’splainin’ to do....

I hate it when I'm late for interesting threads. That was my first reaction.

Unless, of course, the pregnancy was the result of artificial insemination...

[ArrogantBustard]

You have a point ... The kids' somewhat unusual circumstances of conception aren't their fault.

Yeah ... their mama's a 'ho. They're still innocent kids.

[jusduat]

They are cute, every baby is like a little flower blooming.
I think Mother Teresa said that. It’s what the Lord would
say.

[jaydubya2]

I’m surprised you would say such a thing considering how good a role model their mother is.

[ArrogantBustard]

superfundication.

Does that mean mama's a SuperFund Site?

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[Carley]

Murphy Brown’s twin sister?

[eccentric]

Did they check the mother? Perhaps a baby was switched just after birth...............

[3niner]

It was a “shock”, because she hadn’t... Yeah, sure.

[Buckeye McFrog]

When twins have two fathers, doctors call it heteropaternal superfecundation.

(which I believe is Latin for two-bit skank....)

[Southack]

superfecundation

[pepperdog]

I think you are right! They are not full brothers, no way can they be. But it’s still mighty weird.

[3niner]

Those of us who actually pay taxes will be more of a father to the kids, than either of the sperm doners.

[longtermmemmory]

so so ewwwh just no sanitary conditions and what was that second man thinking? obviously not thinking about the “beer goggles” he was wearing.

You also have to wonder about the part of the story NOT being reported. Fertility drugs, artificial insemination.
(IOW she went to a clinic had two eggs implanted and just does not want to explain it to her “room mate” see the pregnant man story.)

[longtermmemmory]

idiocracy.