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Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine (Florida)
pravda.com ^ | 5-18-09 | pravda

Posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

Two Russian tourists paid a very high price for breaking the American law which bans sex with porcupines.

Staying in Florida on vacation, two Russians from Saint Petersburg decided to check whether they are able to circumvent such an unusual law or not.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsfromrussia.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; celebrateperversity; fl; florida; floriduh; napl; porcupine; russia; russian; sexlaws
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vodka is the magic stupid elixir
1 posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Wth.


2 posted on 05/19/2009 3:26:09 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

“Thou Shalt Not Bugger Porcupines” may be a law of the State of Florida, but far more importantly it’s a Law of Nature.


3 posted on 05/19/2009 3:26:23 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

I would have liked to see that...lol


4 posted on 05/19/2009 3:27:17 PM PDT by DonaldC
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To: WOBBLY BOB

That was a prickly situation!


5 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:06 PM PDT by Kolb ("Man is not free unless government is limited." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Having sobered up the following morning the friends realized that they need medical help.

Hence the law decreeing no sex with porcupines,it just makes good sense.


6 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:08 PM PDT by linn37
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Lazamataz; martin_fierro

Laz, you Russian?


7 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:10 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: ArrogantBustard

LOL


8 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:12 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

This could lead to some thorny international repercussions.


9 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:25 PM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: DonaldC

This story needs some romantic music say “Stuck on you” or maybe “Love Hurts”?


10 posted on 05/19/2009 3:28:37 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Stuck on stupid.


11 posted on 05/19/2009 3:30:32 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Okay, I have just one question:

...Why?

And “they were drunk” doesn’t cut it. I’ve been roaring, and I’ve never remotely wanted to have sex with something that can prick me more and harder than I can prick it.


12 posted on 05/19/2009 3:31:57 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Saint Petersberg, Russia or STPG, Florida?


13 posted on 05/19/2009 3:32:29 PM PDT by TypeZoNegative (Pro life & Vegan because I respect all life, Republican because our enemies don't respect ours.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

they were a couple of pricks.


14 posted on 05/19/2009 3:32:40 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Prickley!!


15 posted on 05/19/2009 3:33:17 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
They need a law against that?
16 posted on 05/19/2009 3:33:48 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

What is amazing is that two porcupines can have sex at all.

The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate.

The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape.

The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.


17 posted on 05/19/2009 3:34:01 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: WOBBLY BOB
porcupine is the name I give to certain women.
18 posted on 05/19/2009 3:34:16 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Kartographer
This story needs some romantic music say “Stuck on you” or maybe “Love Hurts”?

LOL . . LOL . . LOL
Thanks for that!
19 posted on 05/19/2009 3:34:46 PM PDT by bethybabes69 (Reichstag Flu, coming to a town near you, right before the revolution is planned to commence!)
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To: RansomOttawa

Well, it’s obvious they weren’t muslim russians...
cause they did it with a PORK-upine.
haha.ha.


20 posted on 05/19/2009 3:36:13 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: RansomOttawa

And you thought this was the land of the free?(sarc)


21 posted on 05/19/2009 3:36:21 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I don't think so, Scooter.

22 posted on 05/19/2009 3:36:55 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Proud member of the Homeland Security Department watch list.)
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To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate. The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape. The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.

Sounds like the script from that famous movie, 'A Night With Bill Clinton'
23 posted on 05/19/2009 3:37:09 PM PDT by bethybabes69 (Reichstag Flu, coming to a town near you, right before the revolution is planned to commence!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I don’t know. How ugly do the women in your little Russian home town have to be (and how much vodka would it take) to make you look at a porcupine and think, “Hmm.. you know, I could really get into some of that...”?


24 posted on 05/19/2009 3:37:11 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: allmendream
I thought the Title was Russian Tortoise .... And I thought THAT was weird.
25 posted on 05/19/2009 3:38:14 PM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

the American law which bans sex with porcupines.

Now really, isn’t this going a little far?
We have to have a law against this?
Porcupine sex should be it’s own reward.
Next thing you know they’ll want to outlaw
muskrat love.


26 posted on 05/19/2009 3:38:42 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Russian Helen Thomas?


27 posted on 05/19/2009 3:39:14 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
"It's not worth it....believe me"


28 posted on 05/19/2009 3:39:23 PM PDT by Electric Graffiti (Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Famous quote: “There is nothing new under the sun”

While this is impossible for a sane person to fathom, these vodka-headed ruskies are probably not the original perps...some other ruskie probably is.


29 posted on 05/19/2009 3:40:08 PM PDT by downtownconservative (As Obama lies, liberty dies!)
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To: tet68
"Now really, isn’t this going a little far? We have to have a law against this? Porcupine sex should be it’s own reward. Next thing you know they’ll want to outlaw muskrat love."

You are so right! That law must have been passed by a bunch of dirty Right-wing Porcupineophobes!
30 posted on 05/19/2009 3:43:28 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Why post this crap on FR?


31 posted on 05/19/2009 3:44:48 PM PDT by Bob J ("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one strikes at it's root.")
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To: Electric Graffiti
I'll raise you about 5000 quills...


32 posted on 05/19/2009 3:46:02 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Proud member of the Homeland Security Department watch list.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Give a new meaning to the word "Prick".


33 posted on 05/19/2009 3:47:24 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: Doomonyou

Oh my GAWD....definitely a deranged dog. Must be a pitbull.


34 posted on 05/19/2009 3:50:06 PM PDT by Electric Graffiti (Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
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Russian Helen Thomas?

Come 'n' get it, boychick...

35 posted on 05/19/2009 3:52:42 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

That’s ballsy!


36 posted on 05/19/2009 3:53:36 PM PDT by Sarajevo (You jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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To: Doomonyou

Good grief. What was that dog thinking?


37 posted on 05/19/2009 3:55:39 PM PDT by seatrout (I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

One more box checked on BtD’s list of things never to try.


38 posted on 05/19/2009 3:57:46 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: WOBBLY BOB

WTF. I live in FL, and I have no idea how one would go about finding a porcupine. I mean, it’s not like they’re on every tree here like squirrels.


39 posted on 05/19/2009 3:59:15 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: Electric Graffiti

It hurts just looking at that poor dog.


40 posted on 05/19/2009 4:08:25 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: allmendream

Thanks for sharing ....


41 posted on 05/19/2009 4:08:27 PM PDT by silverleaf ("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
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To: WOBBLY BOB

The clock is ticking on this thread, perhaps.


42 posted on 05/19/2009 4:09:47 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Electric Graffiti

LOL!


43 posted on 05/19/2009 4:10:20 PM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: silverleaf

All I am saying is that I envision a male porcupine advising these two kvnuckle-heads that it is a rather difficult undertaking even for a professional.


44 posted on 05/19/2009 4:14:12 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: WOBBLY BOB
How do Russian Tourists have sex with a porcupine?

The usual punchline is "Very carefully."

But in this case, "Very drunkenly" would probably be closer to the truth.

45 posted on 05/19/2009 4:18:13 PM PDT by x
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I can picture the guy who wrote the bill.

” I know it is the one thing nobody would ever do but there is always one jerk that feels compelled to break the law, lets see them break this one.”


46 posted on 05/19/2009 4:21:20 PM PDT by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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To: seatrout
Good grief. What was that dog thinking?

I'm guessing it's: "Ow. owow. ow. ow. ow. ow-ow-ow." Or, something like that.

I don't know why they do it either, especially after the first quill. I had a black Lab that did something very much like that. Dozens, if not hundreds of quills. One right through his tongue. Poor guy was miserable, but: he never licked a porcupine again.

47 posted on 05/19/2009 4:25:13 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Slings and Arrows
In lieu of there not being a "WHY?" ping list...

You know if there's a law, this ain't the FIRST time!
48 posted on 05/19/2009 4:34:51 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine.

A nice dinner, a gold pendant, a box of chocolates, some bottles of cheap vodka, douse her in urine, whatever. Ya do whatever it takes to get her in the mood.

I've got to admit though, I don't see the urine thing as a winning strategy, percentagewise.

49 posted on 05/19/2009 4:52:46 PM PDT by Cheburashka (It's a sin to mock a killing bird. And in general very risky.)
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To: Cheburashka

Yes, I think it is a peculiarity of this species and a few enthusiasts among our own.

Que Chapelle making fun of R Kelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkND9AlMPw


50 posted on 05/19/2009 5:16:46 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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