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Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine (Florida)
pravda.com ^
| 5-18-09
| pravda
Posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
Two Russian tourists paid a very high price for breaking the American law which bans sex with porcupines.
Staying in Florida on vacation, two Russians from Saint Petersburg decided to check whether they are able to circumvent such an unusual law or not.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsfromrussia.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; celebrateperversity; fl; florida; floriduh; napl; porcupine; russia; russian; sexlaws
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To: RansomOttawa
And you thought this was the land of the free?(sarc)
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:36:21 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I don't think so, Scooter.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:36:55 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Proud member of the Homeland Security Department watch list.)
To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate. The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape. The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.
Sounds like the script from that famous movie, 'A Night With Bill Clinton'
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:37:09 PM PDT
by
bethybabes69
(Reichstag Flu, coming to a town near you, right before the revolution is planned to commence!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I don’t know. How ugly do the women in your little Russian home town have to be (and how much vodka would it take) to make you look at a porcupine and think, “Hmm.. you know, I could really get into some of that...”?
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:37:11 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: allmendream
I thought the Title was Russian Tortoise .... And I thought THAT was weird.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:38:14 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
the American law which bans sex with porcupines.
Now really, isn’t this going a little far?
We have to have a law against this?
Porcupine sex should be it’s own reward.
Next thing you know they’ll want to outlaw
muskrat love.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:38:42 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: andy58-in-nh
27
posted on
05/19/2009 3:39:14 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
To: WOBBLY BOB
"It's not worth it....believe me"
28
posted on
05/19/2009 3:39:23 PM PDT
by
Electric Graffiti
(Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Famous quote: “There is nothing new under the sun”
While this is impossible for a sane person to fathom, these vodka-headed ruskies are probably not the original perps...some other ruskie probably is.
To: tet68
"Now really, isn’t this going a little far? We have to have a law against this? Porcupine sex should be it’s own reward. Next thing you know they’ll want to outlaw muskrat love."
You are so right! That law must have been passed by a bunch of dirty Right-wing Porcupineophobes!
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:43:28 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: WOBBLY BOB
Why post this crap on FR?
31
posted on
05/19/2009 3:44:48 PM PDT
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one strikes at it's root.")
To: Electric Graffiti
I'll raise you about 5000 quills...
32
posted on
05/19/2009 3:46:02 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Proud member of the Homeland Security Department watch list.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Give a new meaning to the word "Prick".
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:47:24 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: Doomonyou
Oh my GAWD....definitely a deranged dog. Must be a pitbull.
34
posted on
05/19/2009 3:50:06 PM PDT
by
Electric Graffiti
(Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Russian Helen Thomas?
Come 'n' get it, boychick...
35
posted on
05/19/2009 3:52:42 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
36
posted on
05/19/2009 3:53:36 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(You jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
To: Doomonyou
Good grief. What was that dog thinking?
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:55:39 PM PDT
by
seatrout
(I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
One more box checked on BtD’s list of things never to try.
To: WOBBLY BOB
WTF. I live in FL, and I have no idea how one would go about finding a porcupine. I mean, it’s not like they’re on every tree here like squirrels.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:59:15 PM PDT
by
dinodino
To: Electric Graffiti
It hurts just looking at that poor dog.
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posted on
05/19/2009 4:08:25 PM PDT
by
353FMG
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