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Caption Joe Biden
Fark ^ | May 20 , 2009

Posted on 05/20/2009 9:06:49 AM PDT by gondramB




"I told you kids to stay off of my damn lawn!"


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1 posted on 05/20/2009 9:06:50 AM PDT by gondramB
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To: gondramB

The black guy said, “How did Obama get that in his butt?”


2 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:10 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
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To: gondramB; tx_eggman

DUCK!!! Here comes ‘Bammy’s “generated crisis”!!!


3 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:35 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: gondramB

I’m not even sure there is a way to caption what he could be saying..

Because there’s no telling what’s coming out of his mouth!


4 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:42 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: gondramB

“I said I wanted Grey Poupon mustard with my hamburger”


5 posted on 05/20/2009 9:09:24 AM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: gondramB

“Hey! I said to deliver those groceries to the secret bunker under my residence! The secret entrance it just to the left of the manhole cover in back yard, and use the passcode “Marx” if anyone asks!”


6 posted on 05/20/2009 9:11:05 AM PDT by flying_bullet (El Conservo tribe member)
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To: gondramB

Biden at ping pong match: "That was on the line!" < /plagiarized McEnroe quote >

7 posted on 05/20/2009 9:11:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: gondramB

The ball bounced off the corner right there, it's my point.
8 posted on 05/20/2009 9:11:42 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: gondramB

“Stay away from my secret VP bunker, and don’t tell anyone that I’m here!”


9 posted on 05/20/2009 9:12:11 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: a fool in paradise
11 seconds dude, you beat me by 11 seconds.

10 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:02 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; Abbeville Conservative; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; ...

CAPTION PING


11 posted on 05/20/2009 9:15:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Revolution Beckons......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
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To: gondramB


Dammit! Somebody pull my finger!

12 posted on 05/20/2009 9:15:47 AM PDT by The_Sword_of_Groo (Dum spiramus tuebimur)
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To: dblshot

“BEDELIA! WHERE’S MY CAKE?!”


13 posted on 05/20/2009 9:15:55 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: gondramB

” Hey! Where the hell is my tie, you flatfoot!”


14 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:05 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Do your duty in all things." Robert E. Lee)
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To: gondramB

Yours is the best...how can you top that? ;)


15 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Revolution Beckons......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
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To: gondramB

What’s the reason why Secret Service guys ALWAYS wear sunglasses?


16 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:21 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: gondramB

"Now STAND UP and play fair like a man!"
17 posted on 05/20/2009 9:18:52 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: gondramB

“Hey, knock that talk off! I ain’t gonna tell where the new bunker will be placed!”


18 posted on 05/20/2009 9:18:58 AM PDT by b4its2late (There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.)
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To: The_Sword_of_Groo

Joe Biden shows his Patriotism as he bends over for the new tax burden...

19 posted on 05/20/2009 9:19:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: gondramB

“As Vice President - I DEMAND someone tell me what “BOHICA” stands for!”


20 posted on 05/20/2009 9:20:19 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: gondramB; a fool in paradise

Please note the undercover SS men, unrecognizeable as such, thanks to their sunshades.


21 posted on 05/20/2009 9:20:19 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: gondramB

"I'm Warning you!... I've got Eyes in the back of my head!"
22 posted on 05/20/2009 9:21:28 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: gondramB

SS agent in red tie: Guess I owe you twenty bucks.

SS agent in blue tie: Told you he was off his meds.


23 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:25 AM PDT by gondramB
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To: gondramB

"Hey look, look, look, there goes my mind... I've been looking for that..."

24 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:48 AM PDT by Mind Freed ("Every man has the right to be a fool 5 minutes a day. Wisdom is not exceeding the limit.")
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To: gondramB

“Oh My God! there’s my wife! she wasn’t dead, just hiding!”


25 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:53 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: gondramB

“A TAXPAYER!! GET HIM!!!”


26 posted on 05/20/2009 9:24:17 AM PDT by wny
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To: gondramB

"AAARRRGH!... I thought you said that damb dog was chained up!!!"
27 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:10 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: JoysKid; massgopguy

You have to check this Biden picture caption...LOL

Massgopguy: thanks for the private family laugh! Nothing special except a favorite family name joke.


28 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:14 AM PDT by 3D-JOY
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To: b4its2late

posted on the 18th

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2253355/posts


29 posted on 05/20/2009 9:26:26 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: gondramB

One finger only!
One finger only!

OK, maybe two.


30 posted on 05/20/2009 9:31:52 AM PDT by gondramB
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To: gondramB

From the actual news article

>>On the upside, as The Christian Science Monitor points out, Biden did not reveal nuclear launch codes at any point during his talk. <<

http://www.reason.com/blog/show/133586.html


31 posted on 05/20/2009 9:37:17 AM PDT by gondramB
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To: gondramB


Ya !!! That's right buddy, I know where the freakin' bunker is, you got a problem with that, it's in the Villages man, you want a piece of me ...
32 posted on 05/20/2009 9:40:23 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: gondramB
whaddaya mean, "deputy spade?"


(apologies to Gene Wilder)
33 posted on 05/20/2009 9:45:13 AM PDT by The_Sword_of_Groo (Dum spiramus tuebimur)
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To: gondramB

Vice President Biden tries to decide whether to swallow the ping pong ball or ask for help.

34 posted on 05/20/2009 9:48:41 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: gondramB

Hey!! You pinged when you were supposed to pong!!

35 posted on 05/20/2009 9:54:19 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: gondramB

If that’s a ping pong table, he must be Forrest Gump. Stupid is as stupid does.


36 posted on 05/20/2009 9:56:07 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (God help us all!)
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To: gondramB

“That’s MY ping-pong ball!! You have to give it back....you stupid little minority group girl, you!”


37 posted on 05/20/2009 9:56:43 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (GM = Gummint Motors.)
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To: gondramB

Either:

“You’ll get nothing and you’ll like it” or

“I am not Bob Barker dammit!”


38 posted on 05/20/2009 9:57:01 AM PDT by doodad
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To: gondramB

I SAID IT WAS OUTSIDE THE LINE.


39 posted on 05/20/2009 9:57:30 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners.)
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To: gondramB

“You tell Barney Frank that the next time we meet, we do it in MY office!”


40 posted on 05/20/2009 9:58:55 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: gondramB

The Agent Reading The Roadmap In The Background:

“Come on, come on, hurry up. We have to meet Obama for burgers in 10 minutes”


41 posted on 05/20/2009 10:00:07 AM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Please note the undercover SS men, unrecognizeable as such, thanks to their sunshades.

So THAT'S what they are! And here I thought they were Tonton Macoutes...

42 posted on 05/20/2009 10:02:09 AM PDT by Kenton (BUCK OFAMA!)
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To: bigbob
“As Vice President - I DEMAND someone tell me what “BOHICA” stands for!”

LOL.. Winning caption!

43 posted on 05/20/2009 10:28:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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To: gondramB

"That's right - take it off, kid!! NO ONE wears the number two but me - NOBODY!!! I'M NUMBER TWO!!! I'M NUMBER TWO!!!"


"That's alright, Billy. In four years, he won't need it anyway."
44 posted on 05/20/2009 10:28:35 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: a fool in paradise
I WARNED YOU kids ... start learning Chinese and ping-pong
right away, If'n you want to survive our comunist gov'mnt.

What ya say? ... I DO NOT have to worry 'bout revealing
secret hiding place for vice presidents!

They are on MY SIDE, and will not disturb one hair on
my wig! All commies love me, along with Nancy Pelosi.
45 posted on 05/20/2009 10:34:11 AM PDT by slickfree (Tax Payers ... wake up ! - Show your Disgust with Congress and Obama, the Pirate!)
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To: Safrguns

"Dumbass!"

"Now STAND UP and play fair like a man!"


46 posted on 05/20/2009 11:07:12 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: gondramB

"I did NOT have sex with that woman! Oh, I thought you were asking about Edith Bunker. . ."

47 posted on 05/20/2009 11:27:23 AM PDT by bonnieblue4me (You can put lipstick on a donkey (or a dimrat), but it is still an ass!)
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To: gondramB

The One has brought out the best of the Dark Side in Der Vizepräsident.

"Mein verk is almost complete."

48 posted on 05/20/2009 11:48:00 AM PDT by jonrick46 (The Obama Administration is a blueprint for Fabian Socialism.)
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To: jonrick46
Damn you Hair Club for Men! I'll see you in court!!!!


49 posted on 05/20/2009 1:18:36 PM PDT by Sig Sauer P220 (The great object is that every man be armed. - Patrick Henry)
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To: gondramB

50 posted on 05/20/2009 3:55:54 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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