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Comedian Jay Mohr Calls Michelle Obama 'A Big Dude'
ONTD.com ^ | 5/20/09

Posted on 05/20/2009 3:26:50 PM PDT by lewisglad

Michelle Obama - that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his [center] depending on who’s in Congress that day.

That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude. I like when she put her arm around the Queen of England and she put her in a headlock and said, “I’ve been waiting 200 years to put my arms around you lady.”

I like how she shaved off her eyebrows, and then drew them back way too high and in an arch, and then way back down, so she always looks super surprised.

Michelle Obama kind of looks like the Count on Sesame Street. One - ah ah - One Black President - ah ah.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: beauty; bigdude; flotusmichelle; gooniegoogoo; humor

1 posted on 05/20/2009 3:26:51 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

I sure hope someone is taping him 24/7.


2 posted on 05/20/2009 3:30:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: lewisglad

Funny stuff. Amazed he wasn’t at the Correspondent’s Dinner (yeah, that’ll be the day)...


3 posted on 05/20/2009 3:31:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: lewisglad
One Comedian. Two cojones.
4 posted on 05/20/2009 3:31:42 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: lewisglad

And here I thought Michelle Obama was a sacred cow.


5 posted on 05/20/2009 3:36:04 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: lewisglad

The Hollywood PC mafia will go after him now. He won’t work for three years.


6 posted on 05/20/2009 3:36:57 PM PDT by FTJM
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To: lewisglad

LOL!! Did you catch the comments at the link? Some people are soooooo touchy about the Obamas. ;-)


7 posted on 05/20/2009 3:37:15 PM PDT by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: fhayek
And here I thought Michelle Obama was a sacred cow.

I'm not gonna be the one to say it.

8 posted on 05/20/2009 3:39:12 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: lewisglad

AWESOME!

When the furore starts we can just repeat endlessly, “it’s a joke...chillax...” you liberals have no senses of humor.

Because, it’s a joooooke. Chillax.

He was on some late night show awhile back and had me in hysterics.


9 posted on 05/20/2009 3:41:00 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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To: freedumb2003

Didn’t know Mohr was a Jim Rome ‘clone’ funny guy...


10 posted on 05/20/2009 3:41:19 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

JM is a funny guy. His show ACTION was great while it lasted.


11 posted on 05/20/2009 3:45:08 PM PDT by FreeManWhoCan ("Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.")
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To: lewisglad

Mohr is a clone. He always calls in for the smack-off.


12 posted on 05/20/2009 3:45:18 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: fhayek; All

This guy is funny. Notice the comments after the video from the haters. Most of them are trashing his wife. Love that ole freedom of speech.


13 posted on 05/20/2009 3:50:12 PM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: Retired Greyhound

I like it when the other clones start going at each other, sometimes the sports takes are almost secondary


14 posted on 05/20/2009 3:53:34 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: GSWarrior

You gotta admit... That was beautifully done... Michelle a Sacred Cow... Without even sayin it... Cow... LOL


15 posted on 05/20/2009 3:57:39 PM PDT by DariusBane (Even the Rocks shall cry out "Hobamma to the Highest")
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To: lewisglad

...but then they posted pics of Jay’s wife. EGAD!


16 posted on 05/20/2009 4:06:26 PM PDT by BufordP ("I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system."--George "the Abandoner" Bush)
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To: GSWarrior; seekthetruth; All
I'm not gonna be the one to say it

I will! Moo-Shell is a COMMON Black Angus Cow! Identical to her Sistas in Da Hood! Adorned with expensive Class less clothes at our expense.

17 posted on 05/20/2009 4:07:23 PM PDT by katiekins1 (Obama=DickTater N Chief)
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To: BufordP

She used to be gorgeous!! That’s what botox will do to you. Blech!


18 posted on 05/20/2009 4:09:23 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: lewisglad

Goonie Goo Goo


19 posted on 05/20/2009 4:10:29 PM PDT by kik5150
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To: Retired Greyhound

> Mohr is a clone. He always calls in for the smack-off.

True. He’s the only guest-host I would listen to whenever Jim Rome goes on vacation.


20 posted on 05/20/2009 4:17:54 PM PDT by max americana
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To: lewisglad

LOL! Too funny.


21 posted on 05/20/2009 5:02:19 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: chris_bdba

Hillarious. hahaha! Funny


22 posted on 05/20/2009 5:11:18 PM PDT by Mozilla
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To: lewisglad

That must be a moonbat site, the kids commenting are in an uproar.


23 posted on 05/20/2009 5:23:09 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: lewisglad
That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.


24 posted on 05/20/2009 9:00:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Branded.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Other Liberal women that looks like a Star Trek monster.


25 posted on 05/20/2009 9:03:06 PM PDT by Brimack34
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To: freedumb2003

He does an incredible Christopher Walken.


26 posted on 05/20/2009 9:06:08 PM PDT by rintense (Senior Marketing / IT / UX architect unemployed and looking for work. Freepmail me if you have leads)
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To: lewisglad

27 posted on 05/20/2009 9:18:08 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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28 posted on 05/21/2009 8:09:21 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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